Mary Liz Adams

I have a piece of paper that says I know how to talk about films and another that says I know how to act like a human being

[Mary Liz Adams @MaryLiz_Adams]

My biggest fear when I was little was that I'd grow up to be the Antichrist... that hasn't happened yet so I guess I'm doing ok.

[Mary Liz Adams @MaryLiz_Adams]

Just entered this @idlesband contest! Enter here: https://t.co/M5Acooe8rN

[Mary Liz Adams @MaryLiz_Adams]

@DermotKennedy’s ‘Lost’ was in an episode of Shrinking and it got me GOING!! (Should’ve done the original instead of the remix for the credits tho)

[Mary Liz Adams @MaryLiz_Adams]

@ArizonaDOT Is SR-260 Westbound from NF-9385 (MP 251) to SR-260-BL (MP 220) open?

[Mary Liz Adams @MaryLiz_Adams]

Waiting for @TSDWpodcast to recap Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey because I do not want to see it.

[Mary Liz Adams @MaryLiz_Adams]

Whenever I started reading the preface in books is when I became an adult.

[Mary Liz Adams @MaryLiz_Adams]

Me being in charge of children swimming: “wow if anyone drowns I wonder who can perform CPR… oh F*** that’s me. I’d be the one performing CPR.”

[Mary Liz Adams @MaryLiz_Adams]

It’s like you turn 26 and suddenly you need to order something for pickup from target everyday.

[ezra @_royted]

me in the cinema when Dani Rojas was in the spider-man nwh post credit scene

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[emma @EmmaGMyers]

in 2022 we are being MEAN to BOYS who HURT US!!!!!!!!!!!! we are BULLYING THEM within an INCH of their LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!! (by this of course i mean we are just like, saying how we feel and being honest and standing up for ourselves) ((tomato/potato))

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

The CDC now recommends that if you are secretly in love with me you have to tell me

[Mary Liz Adams @MaryLiz_Adams]

Emily in Paris? more like Mary in Upstate NY

[emma @EmmaGMyers]

me anytime a man tries to explain literally anything to me:

[Lewis Howes @LewisHowes]

Tag a person who would love this quote as much as I do!

[adam pally @adampally]

All I want in life is someone to rescue an adorable puppy from a shelter and place it in my lap? Is that too much to ask from this whole fucking shitty existence?

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Christmas came early. @TedLasso presents: The Missing Christmas Mustache.

[Dani Messerschmidt @riddlefish]

Everyone on mushrooms at Joshua Tree

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

this is one of the most gorgeous outlooks on grief i have ever heard

[emma @EmmaGMyers]

“surely SOMEONE would like to give me some attention right now.” —me, almost every second of almost every day