Mary Alice Holmes

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Whenever a receiver drops a pass I make sure to say something insightful like “oh man you gotta catch that,” so everyone in the room understands that I know ball.

[Drunk Aubie @DrunkAubie]

Mood:

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

That lady who said she was teaching her children to not be annoying and to recognize when they are being annoying was absolutely right. a lot of your parents did not teach you when you were being absolutely insufferable or annoying and you need to pick up on that asap.

[Lauren @laurdkog]

“bama hate week” doesn’t exist to me since i hate them every day of my life

[Mary Alice Holmes @MaryMah1998]

I need all the Jordan Love haters to apologize EXPEDITIOUSLY

[Drunk Aubie @DrunkAubie]

I WILL BURN THE SEC OFFICE DOWN FOR REAL THIS TIME

[nina @1nsidey0urmind]

does taylor swift know she doesn’t have to release an album every year and is allowed to take a couple years to make something actually good

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

Apple needs to bring back IPods. Kids should be able to listen to music and audiobooks without having a cell phone or a device that is also a screen for playing games, texting, using the internet. Let kids be kids!

[Mary Alice Holmes @MaryMah1998]

@SolutreanDACA @Liamtriangle @MrYellow1899 @PopBase I had a low risk pregnancy and I had terrible pelvic girdle pain every day from 14 weeks until birth. I was lucky that’s all I had—so many people I know had it way worse. Even completely healthy pregnancies can be and are often painful. Your wife is the exception, not the rule.

[ally @missmayn]

whenever someone says “per chatgpt” or “chatgpt says” i look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because please stop playing with me.

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[Mary Alice Holmes @MaryMah1998]

@homelessrickbob @millymoo97 @CarlosMaci93917 @swd2 That’s not what he said though. He said it’s prudent and rational for some people to die so that y’all can have 2A, and that’s the issue. He also said it right after those children got gunned down at a catholic school. He didn’t give a fuck about them, just his precious guns.

[Mary Alice Holmes @MaryMah1998]

the amount of people in the replies saying he’s right 🫠 every day I’m more scared for the world my daughter has to
grow up in lololololol this is fine

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

And we’re supposed to mourn this asshole? Fuck that.

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a PHD 🗣️

[Mary Alice Holmes @MaryMah1998]

@homelessrickbob @millymoo97 @CarlosMaci93917 @swd2 “I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of…some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” This is exactly what he said. What context makes this better?

[Warren @swd2]

Imagine if this many people cared about school shootings

[Mary Alice Holmes @MaryMah1998]

I think the issue is a lot of y’all are calling people’s responses to Charlie Kirk “celebrating” when they’re not. We can believe he didn’t deserve to be murdered while also not being sad that we don’t have to hear his hateful rhetoric anymore. Y’all gotta stop being so obtuse.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

it’s just very telling if the nicest thing anybody can say about you is that you have relatives