Mary Michael

M&M. the real slim shady.

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

I know I’m late but Holy Jon Snow 😻 #GOT

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

All I wish for is a life full of low carbs and high heels

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

Sometimes when I’m sad I ride my elevator up and down a couple times in hopes that people will get in with their dogs

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

“Just landed In fort Myers. An Amber alert just went off bc it’s me and I’m a lost girl lookin for her new daddy” -@carlyzabkar @TFLN

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

Pinterest workouts be like: lose 10 lbs in one week doing jumping jacks only! (Repeat sets of 30 250 times per day and eat nothing)

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

If you don’t think Jason Momoa is hot af then I don’t trust you. He is everyone’s type.

[Stunnaful Photos @Stunnaful_Photo]

@MaryMichael_Ohh ❤️🔥💯 #MondayMotivaton

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

Should @carlyzabkar and I start a MedSpa called Marly and me? Would you come? 🍷

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

Now signing all my work emails “Let’s get this bread.” Thank you for the suggestion @carlyzabkar

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

@AyyyeWoww I’ll buy, full price I won’t even ask for the friend discount

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

You may be an independent woman who don’t need no man but have you ever put your shrunken sheets on your bed alone?

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

@lifewithvic16 OMG CAN I PLEASE?!?!

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

I’m sitting across from this girl who has a baby and she’s looking at me like why you looking at my baby and I’m like if you have a baby you gotta let ppl look I may never have that let me envy you. This is was long way to let yall know I’m having a staring contest. Obvs im tipsy

[Barstool Outdoors @StoolOutdoors]

This is the most relaxed bat in the entire animal kingdom

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

@carlyzabkar Atleast 4.5 but someone get that baby bear a got damn hot chocolate!! 😭

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

@StoolOutdoors Dis anyone get him a hot god damn chocolate?!

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

@carlyzabkar just realized atleast 40% of your tweets are about honey mustard

[Erika @ErikaIrenee]

I live in a constant state of craving chicken strips

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

Today I learned that race horses sometimes have anxiety goats or ponies to help them before and after races. Everyone needs friends 😭😭

[Mary Michael @MaryMichael_Ohh]

When fabulous said stains of your lip gloss on my throwback, I felt that. Goals