Mary Minicky

When I was young I had a best friend named Asha. She was blue and from Mars. What else...

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Walked out on my porch thinking it was a hazy night but in reality I was just walking into my screen door.

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@weatherchannel what’s happening in Nebraska because I’m taking it as a sign from God to go to @dunkindonuts

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“Now would be an appropriate time to see a ghost” -My brain, while driving through my small town at midnight.

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@starman_greg Totally worth it-it’s called “leaning in”

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But is Iron Man 3 a Christmas movie?

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On the bright side I found three dollars yesterday!

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@northoberlin16 If you don’t do finger guns I will

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Anyone else a little concerned that nobody says “I have a bad feeling about this” in #TheMandolorian ?

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Last night I dreamed that I was just making small talk with people. Have I reached the peak of monotony?

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Season 2 episode 4 of #TheMandalorian FINALLY CARL WEATHERS WE MISSED YOU CARL

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I just watched the same 15 second video of someone preparing potatoes for the last 30 minutes. How’s everyone else’s Tuesday?

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I have an old alarm in my phone set for 11:00 a.m. labeled “cat pie!” Sometimes I worry about my past self.

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The owner of my morning coffee shop remembered my order, so I guess that makes me a regular. I guess I’m the Queen of the Regulars.

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Did you even vote if you don’t take a pic with your sticker?

...because I forgot to get a sticker.

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@evehughey CATastrophic

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@northoberlin16 There’s a missed pun in here somewhere I just know it

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You can’t call out Planned Parenthood’s eugenic behaviors and remain silent on this. It’s absolutely unacceptable. https://t.co/M3JesgfHnJ

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@officeladiespod Can someone please make Angela Kinsey and Jenna Fischer’s “detective-moms-solving-minor-crimes” show a reality??

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It’s my first day back at work for a while and I’m finding myself actively wondering if my plants at home are doing ok

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@evehughey ATTA GIRL 🙌🏻