Laurence

Once lovingly described as 'tense banjo music during a car chase'

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

Every time a European has asked where I'm from and I said "America" they looked at me like I was an insufferable smartass and follow up with "OBVIOUSLY. What STATE?"

[kc @sendboots]

On a group tour and the guide asks everyone where they’re from, absolutely everyone says the name of the country they’re from except the Americans who say their state
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[Laurence @northoberlin16]

7 years to prep, Husker fans. Let's run it back.

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

Book it. 🗓️

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

People are going to have to suck it up and stop trying to get out of jury duty or it’s going to be 100% girl boss activists who actively try and get on jury’s that will be deciding all our fates.

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

@TwoBeverages -The Dublin game is always week 0
-UVA/NCS was supposed to be a neutral nonconference game but there were shenanigans in ACC scheduling nonsense and now here we are

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

I feel like couples do destination weddings hoping you’ll cancel first. Makes me more determined to attend, I’m fueled more by spite than love. Oh you’re getting hitched in Nome? Spot me on the horizon in a dog sled calling your bluff.

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

@FreddyLA7 Nebraska is famous for it's extremely friendly tailgating scene and great stadium atmosphere!

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

Dammit, Europe, if you won't adopt air conditioning for people, at least do it for the cheese!

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral.

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

@FreddyLA7 It's not as flashy as the big SEC teams, but Nebraska is famous for having an amazingly fun gameday atmosphere, even when our team is bad.

[Mike @hammerito]

Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

@TheCatholicEngr 1 Rosary, 1 prayer to St. Michael. Happy birthday!

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

@OVTweetmarck As a Huskers-Everton fan, this is the way.

[Best Used Car Salesman @chuukosha]

@rkylesmith I have no skin in the game, I hope the film is good! It's nice to have more good things.
But, I have to just correct you: film critics are not people.

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

@fasteddie661063 @JeremyTate41 They did that, too!

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

Exactly-- it's just holding, but for soccer.

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

I don’t understand why so many Americans are confused about how offsides works in soccer. It’s easy, if anything exciting happens, that’s offsides.

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

@scarytoilet

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Laurence @northoberlin16]

Reposting exclusively to help generate enough traffic to trick another company into picking this up.

[Variety @Variety]

“Ponies,” starring Emilia Clarke and Haley Lu Richardson, has been canceled after one season at Peacock.

https://t.co/uFmqDcjCkL

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Boomer nostalgia for taking precisely two puffs off a crumbly joint containing at most .05 mg of actual weed means the next generation will be subject to gummy bears that ingrain in your psyche the faces of all the old gods that Yahweh slew in battle before the dawn of matter