Mary Pettman

OAP, with a sense of the ridiculous.

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@KorunUk Hi dear, sorry being so long to reply, not been on here for ages but hope all well with you and your family xx

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Having completed the very probing on line Census , I remembered that we had not reported Bob had kippers for brekker on Wednesday. Hope we don't get a fine.....

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@sharonabonney Oh I wish !!!!

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A bored Bob dug out a tatty old box of Scrabble the other night, so I put my hair in rollers and he wore braces to do battle...

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@_Hinkypunk Me of course - well I was keeping the scores xx

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@KorunUk Glad you ok and Skye will love being back with her friends I bet. We ok here too but it will be nice to get back with friends and family xx

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Was having a sluggish morning and phoned a friend who said 'got my washing out by 8.30', then Bob walked through with a pot of emulsion saying 'I'm doing the lounge' Oh pish - blooming pair of show offs..

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@RubbishWife Glad I'm not the only one being an Eyore...

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@KorunUk Hi dear, we will all be bouncy and out there soon, can't wait and you probably feel the same xx

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A great big thank you to A+E staff at QEQM hospital, Margate. They repaired my youngest son's dislocated foot last night in spite of all the challenges they face right now. We are so lucky to have you all.

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@nattsjourney @GreggAWallace @GreggShowMe_Fit @WomensHealthMag You look amazing Natalie, good for you

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Days are getting a little longer, Spring is on it's way and Bob will soon be wearing his shorts......Oh well there's always a price to pay

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@Onmytravels1 Glad the jabs are starting for you both, we should not be too long either xx

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Sipping our morning cuppa in bed today I said to Bob "shall we rise and shine"? HUH was the answer - oh well lets try to glow a bit then...

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@KorunUk Sorry for delay love, just seen your tweet and it was a very quiet Christmas for just me and Bob together, but we are well and happy. Hope all went well for you and your lovely family xxx

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@Onmytravels1 Yes, lets put it off 'til next year. Much easier when the sun is shining xx

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And anyway Tesco if you have a No Naughty List for Christmas are you going to be running a Tightest Trouser List too? Because I am up there with the winners...

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@suziecrossland Cheers , and I will be x

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Having asked Bob what he would like for Christmas, he finally came up with After Shave and Shower Gel. Really!!! I like a challenge, but where does a girl begin ?

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@coppernob69 Perfect!!!! You are a genius and should be running the country.

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Can't wait for Thursday's instructions about Christmas lock down rules. They can't get any more complicated surely...