skullivia

get die or rich trying

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

Jockington and fortune-telling…. he will know about The Beard

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

I don't really care for Cardi B's music but she does seem like the type of girl I'd have bonded with in P.E. in high school. We wouldn't have any other classes together but those moments we shared would mean something to both of us that neither she nor I would be willing to admit

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

I just trust in my soul Belle Delphine’s childhood house smelled like the fur between a dog’s paw pads

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

AirPods died right as I queued up Chocolate Rain.

Source tells me Steve Jobs is stable.

Please god

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

what if glen powell really wanted to be in top gun maverick specifically because he loves star fox

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

fuck my life

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

this one’s more subtle but a personal favorite o mine

[emmie. ✊🏿🦝📼⚽🦸🏿 @emeraldappul]

these are crazy

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

King Kong would not win a 1v2 against t-rexes. pointless fucking movie

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

I wanna experience life as everyone in the world at once and that means sometimes I get penis envy too #Yeah #WhatOfIt

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

gonna put PinkPantheress on my Tomodachi Life island but sadly she won’t retain her accent on my version of the game #AmericanGuilt

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

The stark difference in personality between movie Mario and game Mario must be so confusing for young kids that watch the movies before buying any of the games. Imagine playing Frankenstein: the Video Game and the creature loves his fucking life

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

THE DOLLAR MENU WENT EXTINCT

[kibbles and bits @kyleemorris2001]

Today…is…fish day
#fishlove

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

notice how nobody is in the replies complaining about vagueposting when people post about what they’re gonna do when it happens

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

@frogs4girls I keep trying to say it out loud and keep accidentally saying pleasechurger bees

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

Does free cone day and bring your own cup day actually result in profit to any degree for the companies or do they just enjoy pleasing everybody

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

girls ask to go as Wall-E and Eve for Halloween but get offended if someone calls their boyfriend gross 😭 I’m sure he’ll LOVE to go as STINKY COCKROACH BOY because he has a BIG HEART

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

dudes are old as fuck exclusively flirting with women under 25 and act like the world is fucked up because of someone else

[skullivia @MaryoParti]

Pet lovers will have a gross pet that they love until they die