sammie

23. Lawyer,
main character in my own twitter threads💅🏻
here for chaos, comfort & commentary. loml - geopolitics, cricket, booktwt, football, biggboss 🙈😭

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

to surviving another semester!! 🥂
just one more to go!! ✨
#nlu #olt

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

there's just too much whimsy going on here
JD looks like a deer caught in headlights lmao and shebaaz shariff 😭

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

US-Iran Peace Talks Fail.

The US delegation, led by JD Vance, entered the meeting arena first. This was strange, because the party that claims to be the upper hand typically arrives last.

Shortly after, the Iranian delegation arrived. They greeted the mediator, Pakistani PM Shehbaz Sharif, but informed him that they refused to negotiate due to recent threats issued by Trump. They didn't meet Vance and then abruptly left.

A panicked Sharif frantically requested his boss, "Field Marshal" Munir, to intervene, but Munir also appeared helpless. Watching from a distance, Vance approached and asked what had happened. A shaken Sharif and Munir apologetically explained the situation to him.

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

@weAllGonnaDye knockouts are gonna be fire fr!

[Invictos @InvictosSomos]

¡¡ES LA BATALLA GOLEADORA MÁS EMOCIONANTE DE LA HISTORIA!!

MARTES 16 DE JUNIO:

➤ Lionel Messi marcó 3 goles con Argentina.
➤ Kylian Mbappé marcó 2 goles con Francia.
➤ Erling Haaland marcó 2 goles con Noruega.

LUNES 22 DE JUNIO:

➤ Lionel Messi marcó 2 goles con Argentina.
➤ Kylian Mbappé marcó 2 goles con Francia.
➤ Erling Haaland marcó 2 goles con Noruega.

EN LA PRESENTE COPA DEL MUNDO:

➤ Lionel Messi lleva 5 goles en 2 partidos.
➤ Kylian Mbappé lleva 4 goles en 2 partidos.
➤ Erling Haaland lleva 4 goles en 2 partidos.

¿Lo más épico de esto? Todo ha pasado en las mismas jornadas. Todo ha sucedido en los mismos días. Y todo lo hemos disfrutado en la presente Copa del Mundo. Gracias, Messi. Gracias, Kylian. Gracias, Haaland.

¡¡LA MEJOR COPA DEL MUNDO DE LA HISTORIA!!

[World Cup 2026 Daily @TotalFootball]

The Norwegian team and fans doing the Row are just beautiful.

[meow @swirli_e]

imaginatuationship

[nick @faheyzowa]

abro o twitter e na minha tl só tem edits dos jogadores mais saborosos dessa copa. amo futebol

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

@weAllGonnaDye kaku! 🫡

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

jude?? bellingham??

[alter idem. @lett_sky]

My fav 🫶

[B/R Football @brfootball]

World Cup Round One complete ✅

More of the same please 🙏

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

who did this?? 🫡

[sasha na copa @lobotosasha]

Eu não sei quem fez isso aqui, mas eu to rindo há uns 30 minutos dessa imagem.

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

this. is. cinema.

[jude bellingham updates @JudeUniverse5]

England fans singing “Hey Jude” to … Jude Bellingham ❤

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

auto translate came at the right time for the world cup, bcoz wtf is this?? lmao 😭🤣

[فهد @f5nfc]

هالاند مع لاعبين العراق

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The award for Best Chant of the 2026 World Cup goes to the England fans

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨New memes from matchday 1 of the World Cup:

[World Cup Xtra @WorldCupXtraa]

One of the most iconic moments in 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐏 History!

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

watching one tree hill for the first time, why is brooke and lucas so 🤌🏻🤏🏻
I LOVE THEM! Bru as fr lyf and i hate peyton, sue me.

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

@Ramu6648 The thing is even with petite body, one can do the portrayal of a spy, but it needs to be at least a bit realistic.
I loved Alia as a spy in raazi, it was phenomenal and so grounded and believable, bcoz she can fit perfectly for a low-lying spy who is stealt but this, NO

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

pick me, choose me, loveee me core, urgh!

[Nisha Anandani @AnandaniNisha]

This guy had to be removed from his job because of one joke that went viral online.

No unprofessionalism at workplace
No compliant regarding any work
No misbehavior

We've seen many controversies where people are taken to court, have faced hate and now this.

Ideally cannot be considered as a joke but losing a job on a mistake done outside workplace is like a nightmare.

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

@Kanatunga The question is why so fast to defend the rapist mentality??

[sammie @MasalaSam05]

"by husband" - but oh no no no making marital rape a crime will be "injustice to men" for denying then basic necessity of married life, WOW.

[Believer @PredatorVolk]

🚨 Horrific case from Punjab:

A woman was allegedly locked in a room for 4 years, beaten, starved, and denied basic necessities by her husband. She and her 2-month-old baby were rescued after neighbors heard her cries for help and alerted police. Authorities have initiated legal action. Justice must be swift. #Punjab