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Jalen Hurts is one of the most under-appreciated winners in the NFL and one of the most disrespected Super Bowl MVPs ever. The Jalen Hurts hit pieces are getting out of hand and ridiculous.
Eleven of the last 13 Masters winners were at 1.7+ SG tee to green in the three months leading into the Masters.
Here's the final list for this year.
Morikawa -- 2.2
Fitz -- 2.1
Si Woo -- 2.1
Rahm -- 2.0
Rory -- 2.0
Scottie -- 1.9
Cam Young -- 1.8
Ludvig -- 1.8
Min Woo -- 1.7
Gotterup -- 1.7
Straka -- 1.7
One of those 11 guys will likely be your 2026 Masters winner.
i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins.
I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday.
sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.
so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.
spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.
that’s my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.
The stadium has the energy back.
It's still early days yet.
But the fans have bought back in and seem all in on this new set up.
The manager and the players have to take credit for that new found energy.
They've had to get the results, show resilience, show character and turn the tide back in their favour.
Again, it's only the start but after the last two games vs the top two teams we have got used to dropping points in the games vs the Fulham's of this world (no disrespect)....that must have been the focus this week leading up to this game.
"We have to win this one...it's more important than the last two results this"
Because of the scars from games like these before.
Mentally this is a huge game for this squad and management.
Momentum
Roll on 📈
Knowing when stages come to an end.
Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever.
Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal.
Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans.
Forever Red Devil.
COMMANDER: We’re fighting for freedom. And part of that freedom… is the freedom to retire with dignity. So we’re going to start accounts called 401(k)s.
SOLDIER 1: What’s a 401(k)?
COMMANDER: It’s a retirement account. You put money in, it grows tax-free, you take it out when you’re old.
SOLDIER 2: So I don’t pay taxes on it?
COMMANDER: Well, you pay taxes later. When you withdraw.
SOLDIER 2: So it’s not tax-free.
COMMANDER: It’s…tax-deferred.
SOLDIER 2: What’s the difference?
COMMANDER: You pay taxes later instead of now.
SOLDIER 1: What if I want to pay taxes now?
COMMANDER: Then you do a Roth 401(k).
SOLDIER 3: What’s a Roth?
COMMANDER: You pay taxes now, and it grows tax-free.
SOLDIER 2: That’s what I thought the first one was.
COMMANDER: No, the first one you pay taxes later.
SOLDIER 1: Which one’s better?
COMMANDER: Depends on your tax bracket in retirement.
SOLDIER 1: …How would I…know that?
COMMANDER: You don’t. You just guess.
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SOLDIER 4: What if I don’t have a 401(k) through my employer?
COMMANDER: Then you open an IRA.
SOLDIER 4: What’s the difference?
COMMANDER: One’s through your job, one’s on your own.
SOLDIER 4: Can I have both?
COMMANDER: Yes.
SOLDIER 4: Should I?
COMMANDER: Maybe.
SOLDIER 3: Can I do a Roth IRA?
COMMANDER: Only if you make under a certain amount.
SOLDIER 3: What’s the limit?
COMMANDER: Changes every year.
SOLDIER 2: What if I make too much?
COMMANDER: Then you do a backdoor Roth by putting it in a Traditonal first.
SOLDIER 2: …Is that legal?
COMMANDER: Surprisingly, yes.
SOLDIER 1: What’s a backdoor Roth?
COMMANDER: You contribute to a traditional IRA, then convert it to a Roth…but watch out for “pro rata”.
SOLDIER 1: Why wouldn’t I just contribute to the Roth directly?
COMMANDER: Because you make too much money.
SOLDIER 1: But this way I can?
COMMANDER: Yes.
SOLDIER 1: That feels like a loophole.
COMMANDER: It is. But the IRS is cool with it.
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SOLDIER 5: I just changed battalions. What do I do with my old 401(k)?
COMMANDER: You roll it over.
SOLDIER 5: Into what?
COMMANDER: An IRA. Or your new 401(k). Depends.
SOLDIER 5: On what?
COMMANDER: The funds. The fees. Whether your new plan accepts rollovers.
SOLDIER 5: What if I just take the money out?
COMMANDER: You’ll pay taxes plus a 10% penalty.
SOLDIER 5: What if I’m 59?
COMMANDER: Penalty.
SOLDIER 5: 59 and a half?
COMMANDER: No penalty.
SOLDIER 5: …The half matters?
COMMANDER: The half matters.
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SOLDIER 3: What’s a mega backdoor Roth?
COMMANDER: Okay. So. Your 401(k) has a limit of how much you can contribute.
SOLDIER 3: Right.
COMMANDER: But the total limit including employer contributions is higher.
SOLDIER 3: Okay…
COMMANDER: So if your plan allows ~after-tax~ contributions, you can put in more, then convert that to Roth.
SOLDIER 3: Does my plan allow that?
COMMANDER: I don’t know. You have to ask Betsy.
SOLDIER 3: Will Betsy know?
COMMANDER: Probably not.
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SOLDIER 2: Can I deduct my IRA contribution on my taxes?
COMMANDER: Are you covered by a retirement plan at work?
SOLDIER 2: Yes.
COMMANDER: Then only if you make under a certain amount per year.
SOLDIER 2: What’s the amount?
COMMANDER: Depends if you’re married.
SOLDIER 2: What if my wife has a plan but I don’t?
COMMANDER: Different limit.
SOLDIER 2: What if neither of us has a plan?
COMMANDER: Full deduction.
SOLDIER 2: So it’s better to not have a 401(k)?
COMMANDER: No…
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SOLDIER 1: Can I just keep my money in a sock?
COMMANDER: You could. But inflation will slowly destroy it.
SOLDIER 1: What’s inflation?
COMMANDER: (sighs)…
The Dothraki charge was as beautiful as it was tragic.
Seeing those flaming blades vanish into the pitch-black void was the ultimate horror moment
It was pure arrogance to rush into the dark against an enemy that doesn’t tire or fear.
In seconds, the world’s greatest cavalry was swallowed by a crushing storm of death.Ignoring the plan, Darnearys took to the sky on Drogon to rain fire on the darkness.
It was a desperate, emotional move to save what remained of her army.