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Pro body builder, no chip on my shoulder but I make a mean guac, ish so spicy it’ll turn your grandkids a shade darker, if you wanna see my trophy just ask

[miya @miyarah_]

me encanta decir sarcásticamente "no" y después hacer lo que esa persona pide

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i’ll take the molly with a capri sun

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

Yall fckn lied to me talking about employment is all fun and games and “work wife” dawg I’m a slave in this office

[Ayo🦇 @ad3n1ji]

we in missionary and i’m making her do sit ups for some kisses #showmedatdesire

[Johnny Sillyhand @phazmz_ow]

👀 👀

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Periodic reminder:

[poet @wavstxr]

woke up & opened up twitter don’t even know if my spine functional

[libz @scarydinosaur2]

#nah

[🐾 @pawcide]

I WILL argue with a bad bitch. You wrong as shit beautiful.

[Jovy @chimajovita]

This job is driving me crazy
Me at work :

[FCB💸 @FastcashEBK]

its always a mf bill due, can i ball? can i chill??

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I need my weird alone time or I’ll go insane

[kt @katiopolis]

yeah i’m gonna do drugs on the couch

[OG Purpz @ChalePurpleThis]

Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain

[✵ @nxymll]

Stop texting me while I’m at work I will reply instantly

[Nasty Poet @nxstypxet]

"no puedo, tengo cosas que hacer"
yo en mi casa:

[🦋 @leftunsents]

what substance do i need to abuse to not feel the need to be loved anymore

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

i’m not a player, i’m really a lover boy with a high IQ for the game