Masher

Masher is real. That being said, we are batshit crazy. Don’t judge us because you’re sane.

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Potatoes are done! Enjoy! (maybe with a little turkey and some gravy😉)

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Look at the spuds,
Look how they mash for you...
#masherdreams
#neverstarted
#delusional

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"Twice Baked," a masher recipe. Coming soon.

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#sourcream
#15to20minsInTheOven
♨️

[Masher @MasherEndgame]

"Twice Baked," a masher recipe. Coming soon.

[Masher @MasherEndgame]

#sourcream
#15to20minsInTheOven
♨️

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When people question my vegetable choice, how can I tell them I melted your butter? 😍
#sharinggravy
#trueloveisamashedpotato
#vegetablefetishizing

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#neverstarted
#potatoesdonthavehands

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“Minutes of baking in the oven and watching though the oven door has taught them to pay attention to the slightest browning, the smoothest texture of potato skin."

https://t.co/XRYlix8Fww

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Spuds jolts awake melting in warmth & heat & he instantly feels butter pool in his still closed eyes. He can’t bake. Goddamn it, he can’t bake.

“You can’t bake,” Mash groans squeezing him closer into his metal prongs & Spud takes a breath wondering how they’re always so in sync

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It has been 6 weeks since we were blessed with a Friday song (10-13-18) and since EG.

In honor of those momentous occasions, we give you this tasty edit. #MasherandGaga #SpudRomance

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@Ndiaxo_xo

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Just to clarify: Having your girlfriend’s face edited out of a pic while abusive fans tweet at her to die is creepy and unnatural.

But he never directly said that shipping a real person and a potato is creepy & unnatural. Neener neener, so there.

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“Happiness is the mashing of the potato into its most appropriate form” - Tatertotle

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#masher
#believe

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On 07-03-2017 Noel geotagged himself at a potato farm, deleting it right away....

A year later on this exact day 07-03-2018 Cam posted his art of a potato & a man holding hands, deleting it right away.

Coincidence? We don’t know her.

#MasherIsReal

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Hey there, Spud... 🧡
#neverstarted