Judetadeus M.

Actuarial Analyst, Python, SQL & Crypto/Stocks Trading

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

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[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

Almost half of the arable farmland and fresh water in Yemen is dedicated to khat growing

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

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[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

One reason Yemen is so impoverished is roughly 80% of the male population is addicted to Khat. They're high almost all the time.

[Eric @amerix]

"Autism in babies is genetic."

NO. It is NOT.

Just like they tell you,

"Obesity runs in families."

It doesn't.

Conditions driven by lifestyle hostility must be addressed through lifestyle changes and a return to natural living.

However, in the event of widespread inbreeding, where siblings and cousins breed, the offspring will be naturally weak and will have delayed milestones, including autism.

Don't be an educated fool.

#FoodFriday

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

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[Laban Mbunya @LabanMbunya]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the President of Botswana who got irritated with his ministers.
He calls a spade a spade without curtains.
You can say let me hear the president is speaking...

[Politics @Imwene7]

My wife and I will only join a political party led by Edwin Watenya Sifuna 🥳

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

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[Dr.Stephen Obiero M.D @Retweet_tablike]

From the body language you can tell who is in charge.

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

This kid's effort was recognised.... very heartwarming.

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

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[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

By the time I learned Mudavadi and Weta were less inspiring than a boiled egg and a packet of Mala I had not even met Raila. For them to claim it is Baba who has taught us to disrespect them is utter rubbish. Respect is earned. They haven't earned mine.

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

😂 kamarakicha Omwami...

[Masika @Masika_039]

Gym kiasi ndio nirudi mjengo.

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

😂 Makhua si Kano Omwami...

[Masika @Masika_039]

Mufaulanga murie wase?

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

Whether the Mountain, The desert or the Chicken assume the Presidency in 2027, I personally care less, all I want is the effect of MDVD, Weta and Atwoli erased among Chicken land wholly. Bladfukin!

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

Omwami is officially into Bullfighting. Gracias @DrBKhalwale

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

You know the house, you know the bull. Ahsante sana Omwami @DrBKhalwale . Gift ilifika.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

You don’t need a PHD

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

This was epic!

[Masika @Masika_039]

Dj Spider alipiga kazi safi sana mno pale Lumakanda.

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

We don't need your vote. Who be you?

[Samwel Wekesa @bungomaduke]

We've got two MPs who will not be re-elected unless they issue a public Apology to Papa wa Roma. Kabuchai MP Majimbo Kalasinga and my very good friend Jack Wanami Wamboka. Huyu Jack kazi amefanya kwelikweli, lakini hapo kuimba "Sioyayo" for Wetangula alikuja sana.

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

😂 affordable housing ya wapi mkuu

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

Before nilale, nimekuwa nafikiria, Sifuna akiamua ni rally ya Nairobi, Tutatoshea wapi?
Uhuru Park?
Nyayo Stadium?
Kamukunji?
Expressway?
Talanta Stadium?
Affordable Housing?

Tutatoshea wapi?

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

I guess not. How did we end up with 2 bigot dwarfs in office I wonder.

[Masika @Masika_039]

Do the good people of Bungoma have a senator?

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

The only thing I'm waiting for is Omwami to register the party. Alafu nianze zangu sasa.

[Judetadeus M. @Masika_Jude]

@Masika_039 Zijipe sana sana big man.