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THE BEST POP PUNK BAND YOU HOPE NEVER GETS OUT OF PRISON

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@RedScareToby TIGHT BROS LP

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@FiveGuys OBV @thedonnas

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@SpookyKatttt HAHA. THAT'S THE REAL ME, BUT I'M LOCKED OUT OF THE ACCOUNT. SO, DON'T THINK I'M NOT ACCEPTING YOUR REQUEST. I TOTALLY WOULD.
-BLUE

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REMEMBER WHEN THE WORLD ENDED BUT THEN THE END OF THE WORLD ENDED? THAT WAS FUCKED UP, BUT THE LAST PART WAS ALRIGHT. OK BUT NOW GUESS WHAT!?!
WE'RE PLAYING AN ACTUAL REAL LIVE SHOW WITH PEOPLE IN PERSON.
SCOPE US FRIDAY 7/23.

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HAPPY VALENTIMES!
SCOPE THIS COOL @Spotify PLAYLIST FROM OUR BUDS @RedScare!
https://t.co/mN5hwA7VoZ

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Hey Amy @BBC6Music how about Heart Shaped Guitar by @maskedintruder1. The greatest anti-valentine duet ever!

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Valentine’s playlist, yo! “Love song” is a broad term, but we have every angle covered with these tunes. Give it a listen and get them good feels. No matter how your V-Day shakes out, just know this: WE LOVE YA and appreciate your support…

Playlist link: https://t.co/10fNlNf51P

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@Patralgan_ @rolltak @dpakman SO... NO MATTER WHAT, EVERYONE SHOULD RESIGN, BUT NOT NECESSARILY NOW, JUST NOT NEVER? GOT IT.

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AT FIRST I READ THIS LIKE SHE HAD A LIKE A CHICKEN NUGGET BUT MADE OF DOG AND I WAS LIKE: "GROSS!!"
THEN, I WAS LIKE: "WAIT, THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S VEGAN... OH SNAP! I MISREAD THAT!"
THEN I WAS LIKE: "I BET NUGGET THE DOG BREAKS EDGE WHEN KATY'S NOT AROUND!"

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

I’m about 95% ready to be 100% VEGAN... my dog Nugget has been joining me on this journey for the past 4 monthz. Pray for us ok ✌🏻♥️

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@chub_chub44 DUDE. IT'S LIKE THE GRAND CANYON OUT HERE.

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DIDN'T DUMB PEOPLE USED TO BE SMARTER? I COULD SWEAR IT DIDN'T USED TO BE LIKE THIS... IS THIS A MANDELA EFFECT? WE SWITCHED TO A UNIVERSE WHERE SOME PEOPLE HAVE FISH TANKS INSTEAD OF BRAINS? I FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOME GOLD FISH SWIMMING AROUND INSIDE SOME DOMES OUT THERE...

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@GallusAdorer THAT'S TRUE! HOW DO WE TELEPORT TO A UNIVERSE WHERE PEOPLE AREN'T SUCH SHITTHEADS!?!? WE NEED SOME KINDA SCIENCE STUFF, I BET. @neiltyson - ANY IDEAS??

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@Ferox77 RIGHT!?

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IS ANYONE ELSE STARTING TO SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT THIS WHOLE THING WAS JUST VIRAL MARKETING FOR A NEW SEASON OF HANDMAID'S TALE? SEEMS UNLIKELY AT THIS POINT. TOO BAD - THAT SHOW IS TIGHT. AND, YOU KNOW, AAHHHH!!

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DEAR AMERICA,
PLEASE STILL EXIST TOMORROW.
THANKS!
-XOXOXO

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@nachosarah Makes sense.

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SUPER MASKED INTRUDER III TURBO IS OUT NOW!!!
https://t.co/Uw2mTkwaPe

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YO! TIRED OF EVERYTHING BEING ALL SHITTY AND SCARY AND CRAZY? WE CAN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT, BUT WE CAN GET YOU HOOKED UP WITH A COOL NEW T-SHIRT!!
https://t.co/qpvM2kR1A9