Mason Laird

Northerner, abroad in West London.

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@bushontheradio “Seddy fo, feddy hooooo…”

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@Robin_Askwith I wonder if he’ll install a dart board again? https://t.co/Eabve1wDFN

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

This feels like we have Terry Wogan back with us, but for one night only. “Can you hear me, @AlanDedicoat.”

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Presenting your 98th Oscars announcer, Matt Berry.

Watch the #Oscars LIVE on Sunday, March 15th, at 7e/4p on ABC and Hulu. #OnlyAtTheOscars

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@MonWigan @wst @BBCSport @kendoherty1997 Someone must have called in sick if he’s on at prime time. Hopefully they’ll change the comms team after the mid-session. I’m watching with the sound off.

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@SoVeryBritish The Tesco trolley-hurl into the log flume.

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@SoVeryBritish Eat an apple seed and a tree will grow in your belly.

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@fesshole I was at a party, aged about 12, when I claimed I could happily eat the full bowl of trifle. My Dad’s mate called me out on it, thinking he was a smart arse. I ate all if it (with the ladle) and promptly vommed all over his slip-ons.

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@WeAreWST Mark Williams.

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@pistol147 No participating player should be commentating or doing punditry during a championship. Especially him. He’d get where castor oil wouldn’t. Give his shifts to Joe Perry.

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@match1uk @pistol147 Absolutely. Especially him. He’d get where castor oil wouldn’t.

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@charlesnove Will you be in attendance, with Deadly Overcoat?

https://t.co/VDn5K7VwWW

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

I’d buy a season ticket for this game.

https://t.co/eBQfenkPIA

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@charlesnove

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@peterkay_co_uk Chief Dunking Officer appointed! https://t.co/ZdUmeVOC76

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@charlesnove Merry Christmas, sir.

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@charlesnove You could take your pet hedgehog to Kirby Frith Nature Reserve for a day out.

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@quantick Fenton. Stuffed.

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@SoVeryBritish Madness and the Minotaur. Gripped.

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@Traveloguer A great read. As an Earlestonian, (abroad in West London), it’s heartening to see the canal getting this kind of attention. The restoration of the viaduct has really drawn some valuable interest.

[Mason Laird @MasonBasin]

@mrjimBob @quantick The Morlock…