Lil Murr

*insert clever words that make you laugh*

[Mike Kaye @mike_e_kaye]

This is a phenomenal monologue. Thoughtful, engaging, and direct.

Whether you agree with Cam Newton or not, this is better than most (or all) TV debate show segments I’ve seen in a long time.

He’s good at this, too.

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

She offered to go golfing on a day off…shes the one

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

ppl were clowning on me for being skinny…so I called them fat McDonald’s eating mfs… and I got in trouble 🤦‍♂️

Don’t dish it if you can’t take it

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

George Pickens just needs better play calling and better qb for him. I think he’s got break out potential

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

Idek how to comment on this game so far. I don’t like any part of it other than hill getting me fantasy points

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

Yesterday was a “fuck golf I hate this sport” type of day…

Today was the type why I’ll never quit 😂

[Andy Holloway @AndyHolloway]

🤣🤣🤣

[Cody Francis @cody4francis]

Me celebrating a Steelers win even though TJ Watt and Najee are injured

https://t.co/bPiP59qwCJ

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

I feel like the taco of my fantasy league 🤦‍♂️

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

I love watching the Steelers right now!

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

🤷‍♂️ on to the next

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

I was just asked if I was a food critic bc I ate my entire meal…and then ordered an additional meal right after…

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

When I tell y’all I’m tired and frustrated 🤦‍♂️

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

Match my energy

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

This was @harlileigh during her first Christmas dinner when granny brought out all the seafood fixins 😂

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

me at his house for dinner trying his mother food for the first time

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

When I was in Houston, there were 3 shootings while I was there in areas I went to often

Now, In Dallas, and there’s been 2 in the last like week or so,

As if my Social anxiety wasn’t bad enough man….

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

My doggo has the weirdest thing of needing to be on my left side when we walk

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

With that buzzer beater by Poole, They about to put him in finals mvp talk again for some reason 😂

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

I’m done for

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

BREAKING: Coke & Jack Daniels have agreed to can their famous bar combo.

[Lil Murr @MasonMurrayInc]

With how hot it is today…ain’t no way the next house I own won’t have a pool