Sam

Music. Jokes. Sports.

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

My mom when the pastor preached about disobedient children.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[Sam @SammyJoe_5]

MESSSSSIIIII

[Healthy chronicles Vol. 4 @bighealthyfr]

Mexican inspired horchata protein powder called No Mames Whey

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[🤍 @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Mail man is trying to tell me I don't have to curtsy when I see him

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

guy on my plane reading a book and writing notes in it. not enough words in there for ya bud?

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don't know

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I bet barn owls were ecstatic to see humans come by and put up barns.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Oh my GOD this is great A GAP INTEGRITY here

Head on a swivel
Eyes on your target
Same foot, same shoulder
Send them to the gulag

TEACH TAPE!!! https://t.co/09XGrmxaqn

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[DonJrsNorthernWhite100Mesh🛢️🎤🦐 @jrs_mesh]

Spotted these trashcan swangas on my morning run

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

ADHD is not “I forgot to reply.” It’s “I saw it, composed three responses in my head, got overwhelmed, I told myself I’d do it later, and then it disappeared

[໊ @wynavira]

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me running from the magician after he said “pick any card” and I picked his credit card