Best part about applying to jobs is clicking submit and getting to imagine 2-3 months from now when you get an email saying “sowwwwy :(( we forgot bout u ;((“
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
This is the actual Liberal Joe Rogan that would help them appeal to people beyond their elite do-gooder professional class base but liberals run away from this stuff because he's too real and they prefer Stephen Colbert energy
the world is burning and people are arguing pressing issues such as “is surrogacy woke?” and “should leftists be able to date”? if you don’t see your social media addiction as a manufactured distraction to prevent you from actually doing useful things, ur kinda beyond help atp xo