Mason

fat shaggy

[Mason @Masonson144]

I got a song coming out July 1st, presave it or your a little baby who shits themselves https://t.co/F4tpDvpOlF

[James Piercey @JamesPiercey11]

Not listening to rap is fine

Being proud of not listening to rap is a fairly loud dog whistle

[Dom Quilici @DQuilici1]

@snaiImaiI I like Chet Hanks

[Mason @Masonson144]

They gotta make pants for men with flat asses who don’t want their ass crack out 24/7

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

China working on 200mph trains and the US Department of Homeland Security is currently beefing with “hoodgenius”

[Wyatt AKA Mr Positivty @MKElite_]

Remaining teams in the Postseason

[payton @glass_wrld]

oooh look at me i’m charlie day. i’ve aged incredibly and i’m funny as fuck. i have a beautiful wife who i star with on arguably the best show ever made. fuck you.

[Mason @Masonson144]

@tommy_crimes

[Waseem Kurawley @waskhalifa_]

POV your husband just got shot in the fucking neck

[{{{MEANWHILE 3.0}}}, (parenthetical descriptor) @yourmombeats]

There's a subreddit for skaters over 30 called r/oldskaters and Tony Hawk posts in it like he's just some guy

[Mason @Masonson144]

@singledadsanon It’s gotta be Paine

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

[Frosty Sanders @oldnudy]

Oh you eat steak and eggs on a wooden cutting board? I don’t give a fuck thanks.

[mau @rllydu]

i am so sick and tired of using the teams salute emoji, it does not accurately reflect how locked in i actually am. he is NOT locked in. stupid fucking idiot.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Not Like Us but the beat is Wonderful Christmastime

[Mason @Masonson144]

How come it takes like five minutes to toast my gluten-free bread, but I put my finger in there for even a second and it hurts