sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ

jesse. i've been told i have big sam neill energy. mike murdock apologist. #KCBABY || gr: prcfane. mogigraphia other places.

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

guys i’m begging everyone to start actually checking the sources of things even when it’s theoretically juicy stuff that confirms your biases, because i Cannot keep clicking through and seeing the source is jeff sneider

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

having a terrible headache and a matching terrible attitude... they need to throw me off a cliff wile e coyote style

[Rachel @BendItLikeTobin]

Tobin Heath was the most technically gifted and creative player in woso for her entire career. Even with career ending injuries, she could still dribble circles around most players today. It’s about time people are finally noticing just how high her soccer iq is

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

@dicktective this episode with hamish linklater in the box on the boat the whole time absolutely killed me

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

saw someone say turnstile is this generation's 311 and that feels incredibly correct

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

someone else said they don't have That Dog In Them for hating music like they used to and i do feel that... though what i will say is that people really talked up turnstile to me in a way that was very confusing when i finally listened

[Dan Druff @spoonfulofglass]

I always talk about bands that suck. What bands do you think suck?

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

@NJadakiss 👀

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

@NJadakiss oh Yuck :/

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

coworker who will sometimes talk comics with me comes up to my desk like 'JOHANSSON IS GOING TO BE POISON IVY IN BATMAN 2 I WAS RIGHT, I JUST SAW A LEAK' and i had to be like 'is she really, or did jeff s/neider say that 🙂'

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

Nobody was doing it like him

[❀ maria @wildfellheights]

isabelle adjani just posted her tribute to sam neil 🥲

[Ellys vs. Acme @ellysmelancholy]

taking precautionary measures to make sure any children i come across get into reading AND opera

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

also this too, i was flabbergasted this was on the karaoke software

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

my favorite experience of this was someone doing ram ranch and i was probably the only other guy in the bar who knew what the hell was going on

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

To whom it may concern, check out this 🔥 goal!

CC: Croix & Cooper

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

what is going on. why are there bookmarks on kyle

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

my perfect princess, named kyle

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I love it when people give their pets regular people names. “This is my cat Albert.” It’s a pleasure to meet you Albert.

[Jeremiah moriarty @horse_updates]

I’m gonna hold all my city loves when I say this.. you are downstream of this aesthetic not at the headwaters

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I simply don’t think this is true

[lanie @lanielaniela]

us soccer needs the equal pay cba because the usmnt got a bigger payout for getting embarrassed in the round of 16 ($12.8M) than the uswnt got for winning the 1991, 1999, 2015, and 2019 world cups combined ($6M, total)

[sᴡᴀɢʟᴇss ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ @singledadsanon]

@crushsong WHAT!! what on earth are "proper window coverings" if not curtains, i can't believe some absolute freak reported this nonsense