Jesús Gringo

I fell off my 2009 Harley Davidson Fatboy, hit my head, woke up in Mexico City, & now believe I am Mexican Jesus. Have faith & repent before it’s too late.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

In 2014, 43 Mexican students were kidnapped & later presumed dead. I photographed 3 protests.

1st protest was peaceful until I personally saw 3 instigators break windows after it was over.

250 Riot Police arrived, I wasn’t scared & they SHOT ZERO PEOPLE b/c we’re not pussies.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@anonymasslawyer A fake fucking lawyer, who’s never been a lawyer, is not a lawyer, & will never be a lawyer is STILL FUCKING WHINING about Karen read’s acquittal, OVER A YEAR LATER. It made my day.

It’s because

Y _ _ ‘ R _

_ B S _ L _ T _ L Y

F _ C K _ N G

R _ T _ R D _ D

Buy a vowel?

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@Aeromexico No di permiso a molestar mi celular con pinches promociones. Quiero que quiten mi número de sus pendejadas. Aeromex caso: 06809540

@Profeco - esa empresa rechaza a removerme de sus pinches mensajes que no quiero. Estoy seguro que hay mas personas.

Investigarlos y multarlos.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

I don’t mean go into each individual video & turn it off. I can do that now but I have to do it for each video.

I mean one global fucking setting so we don’t have to listen to that horrendous auto-dubbed audio that sounds like shit & mistranslates all the time.

FUCK YOU ALL!!!

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@YouTube
GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!

I speak English & Spanish. I NEVER want your shitty, auto-dubbed audio.

I have no problem if you want to offer it as an option, but fuck you for forcing it on us.

Did your inbred developers not realize they could add a setting to turn it off?

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@ZDNET @AppControlLabs I installed b/c of your recommendation & your terribly designed app decided to up and remove a @TeamViewer service without even asking me.

I opened the app but never ran anything to check if I had unnecessary apps or services. It removes them without asking.
#IncompetentAssholes

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@DoctorTurtleboy @jessmachadoshow You don't realize what you proved, do you? You spent months attacking @TheYoungJurks for having the audacity to tell you what he did & didn't like about your show.

Then you spent the entire discussion telling Jess you hated her show & what she should change.
#LimitlessHypocrisy

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@NBC10Boston @SueOC_NBCBoston You’re a stenographer not even a commentator. A commentator would be shouting Aunt Bev took 2 different sides of the exact same ruling in Read’s two trials, both to help prosecutors. When you were told you defended the indefensible because you’re a fucking stenographer.

The End.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@MicheleMcPhee @TheYoungJurks @BarackObama 5-Vietnam War fucked up my dad’s life & gave me a very rough childhood dealing with his anger. The first song I ever wrote was in response to Bush/Cheney’s illegal wars & worldwide torture. Cover up is we SLAUGHTERED a million innocent Iraqis over 9/11.

https://t.co/sv4O6kO486

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@MicheleMcPhee @TheYoungJurks @BarackObama 4-For fuck’s sake we just blew up a little girls’ school in Iran killing hundreds & they never attacked us. Can they sue us? The real cover up is not realizing it was 100% vetoed to prevent accountability for our illegal wars of aggression or Bush & Cheney would hang in The Hague

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@MicheleMcPhee @TheYoungJurks @BarackObama 3-My dad was shot in the head in Vietnam. For 50 years his platoon thought he was dead. The Boston Globe wrote this article about him (https://t.co/EMUXXlc4Nc)

Vietnam was supposed to be the dumb war to end dumb wars. You’re missing the forest for the trees in terms of justice.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@MicheleMcPhee @TheYoungJurks @BarackObama 2-The real 9/11 coverup is pretending it wasn’t blow back for Reagan ILLEGALLY using our military to help Israel blow up the civilian apartment towers in Beirut. Bin Laden told us that’s why. Are we going to let the Lebanese sue us? Of course not. That’s the real veto reason.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@MicheleMcPhee @TheYoungJurks @BarackObama 1-I started Mayhem & I’m halfway through it. For exposing malfeasance and/or incompetence in the Boston Marathon Bombing & 9/11 your reporting is incredibly thorough & necessary. But, if we allowed our citizens to sue Saudi Arabia we’d be bankrupted overnight by a Pandora’s Box.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@AlinejadMasih @KamalaHarris @MariaBartiromo While you’re overall message is spot on, thanking Maria Bartiromo like she’s on your side might make you the dumbest woman who has ever lived.

Maria doesn’t give one single fuck about you or your country and that’s a fact. The fact you don’t know this reflects so poorly on you.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@UncivilLaw A prosecutor doesn’t follow the rules so you instantly jumped for joy (rightly so) when the judge dismissed the case.

ICE Agents VIOLATED THEIR OWN POLICIES designed to prevent citizens from being gunned down & you ran to defend them.

No intellectual integrity or honor.
#Fraud

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@HowieCarrShow You fucking went & proudly partied at Ped-O-Lago where ACTUAL LIVING UNDERAGE GIRLS WERE SEX TRAFFICKED, not fake people online, & you still 100% support the unbelievably corrupt Pedophile-In-Chief.

No one believes your crocodile tears over this or that you’re against corruption

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@UncivilLaw Civil Asset Forfeiture riles you up while you simultaneously run to your camera to defend cops shooting people in the face, instead of simply moving out of the way as their policies dictate. Hope you don’t miss another important precedent for your client.
https://t.co/sOZFJfB9fW

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark @McDonalds fucking stole the Big Arch from McDowell’s. This is bullshit.

https://t.co/BjTMCpqZrb

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@DoctorTurtleboy I have called you out publicly & once privately while also saying what I liked about you. Honest respect & brutal criticism.

Meredith committed many clear computer crimes that the police can easily prove with IP addresses & subpoenas.

Report her & get her the help she needs.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@MafiaMasshole None of it matters b/c ARCCA, bulletproof science, & basic common sense, all proved O’Keefe was never hit by a car.

It’s the same reason the state’s own Medical Examiner REFUSED to call it a car accident.

Best Part: Karen will always be free & you’ll still be a fucking idiot.

[Jesús Gringo @MassholeJesus]

@barstoolsports @RobbieBarstool 2) If you’re willing to debate it on camera I bet I can convince you in less than 10 minutes that there’s no universe in any of the multiverses where Jack would ever let Walt go for any reason, let alone to spare Todd’s feelings.

Without question it 100% ruined Breaking Bad.