Boofenshmirtz

Undead Martian goblin who thinks your skin looks comfortable. Mind if I just slip right in here and yeahhhh this is nice.

[Boofenshmirtz @MasterDoofus]

I still spend too much time thinking about how my body has gotta be made out of the most delicious meat. Idk if it's the not working out that leaves my muscles tender, or maybe it's all the weed I smoke. But then you add the fact that I am slightly fat and you've gotta good

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@PirateSoftware Probably some mana, Im out

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Im transracial

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@sailormercurio_ No kids? Great idea actually. The less I see the little snot goblins the better

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@johnkonrad @mikenelson586 How do you even make tweets with his dick in your mouth

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@otokyo Posts like this for one

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@LorraineMohsen I dont have the slightest idea who the fuck you are, and for some reason this post showed up as a notification. So Im just gonna say I dont think you're right.

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@horsetwting Not sure if Im even allowed to ask but wtf does "Higger" mean?

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@KawasakiVulcan9 @AmirAminiMD this dumb bitch is so bad at reading that he thinks one of a handful of neurosurgeons is stealing jobs. What a fucking retard hahahahahaha

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@MillironTX @lawsinusa Sad little bitch boy, I bet this was a false alarm too, you stupid fuck.

[Boofenshmirtz @MasterDoofus]

@hellogames Hey I lost my NMS a few weeks ago, I tried contacting support twice and all I got was an automated response telling me that it can take some time for an update to fix the build/save version. How long are we thinking? Im starting to think that fix isnt coming for me.

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@PirateSoftware What's even better is when you find out Speedfart translates to PirateSoftware

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@NorthBeachJohn1 Like are we going to ignore the terror caused by the Healthcare companies??

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@NorthBeachJohn1 No I'm pretty sure he is a hero actually

[Boofenshmirtz @MasterDoofus]

@oliverburdick You're gay but not as gay as jesus

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@Dexerto Hahahaha that's wild considering 2/3 of the songs don't even have lyrics

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@WISCTV_News3 building. I assume they wouldn't say that the shooter didn't enter the building and that nobody got hurt if that isn't true, but I heard that 5 of the shots were what put the scumbag down, all other shots were from however many shooters. Hope the parents of shooter get justice.

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@WISCTV_News3 I won't say who because I dont know if they can get in trouble, but I have a close relative who works at the school, and they seem to be under the impression it was not just the shooter who died, but also his family. They're also not fully convinced they didn't make it into the

[Boofenshmirtz @MasterDoofus]

Hahahaha this app is so cooked, they finally suspended me permanently, and knowing this app is dying I appealed saying "That's fine I'm legit just gonna uninstall" and now here I am, on the website to say it worked but that I'll still be gone. First pic is Elon's alt btw

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I'm LIVID that people help the shitbags. Everybody in this thread should be dead but this is the worst reality we live in. I officially make it my life duty to kill these people once and for all. Every one of them, and every single person who tries to stop me too.

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@07izt Dude finally SNAPS! and nearly takes out his Bully in broad daylight https://t.co/KwM5epkqmF

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@Mick_O_Keeffe Are you fucking schizo?