Wheatley

First of all, I'd like t' get this out there, righ' off th' bat: I am NOT a moron. I am th' Master Hacker Extraordinare from Aperture Labs! 《Portal RP • #Ðεѕυ》

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

··𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲. 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒚-𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒌𝒆-𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆!··
🌕 Portal / Valve RP
🌕 OC and MV friendly
🌕 Ships on chem.
🌕 Lit./Semi-Lit.
🌕 10+ years experience
A ᴅɪᴛᴛʏ ʙʏ #Ðεѕυ

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

@Silent_Portal ((God, RIGHT? It's SO bad :( ))

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

@PortalSpaceCore ((I feel that hardcore.
The RP sample doesn't have to be anything lengthy. If you just wanna copy and paste something from this account, or any other rp you've done, that's chill ofc!!))

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

@PortalSpaceCore ((:0
You should enroll and bring in space 😌))

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

@PortalSpaceCore ((oh shit, are you still there? 👀 I would die for a space core in that server))

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

@TheDragolfAD ((Wheatley is always alive...... In my heart))

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

"I had Her body for /hours/. Of course I know Her! Better than you, 'm sure. I've never even heard of you.

You a new test subject, mate? A janitor maybe?" Didn't he just say he wasn't as mean as Her?

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

"I know that! 'm not a bloody moron!

Never heard anyone call her Caroline before. Not so sure she'd even like tha', being misnamed like tha'."

Wheatley's cross over his chest, and he looks positively annoyed.

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

"HAH! Oh, no, mate. Her name's GLaDOS. She's a real bully, she is.

/I'd/ certainly never treat people th' way she does.

Well. Except for that one time. When I was in control of Her body. But we don't talk about that time. She doesn't much like that time."

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

Blink.

Blink blink.

"Who's Caroline?"

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

"Righ'. Sure. Okay.

Bu' have you considered tha' I'm worth more t' you than She is?"

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

"Why does the Johnson bloke even waste his time with Her? He realizes that /I'm/ th' real brains behind this operation, righ'?"

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

HAH! He's gonna die!

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

I CAN'T RUDDY BELIEVE SHE'S ALIVE. I S W O R E THA' S H E KILLED HER!!

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

Oi. Since when has th' pretty lady come back t' Aperture?

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

Am I usin' tha' word correctly?

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

SIMP!!!!!

[Dr. Isaac Kleiner @HeadcrabDaddy]

"Perhaps I'll be lumped in with the wrong side of history with this opinion.

So be it, I suppose."

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

@_MrAvaricious Lichrally can'y relate t' tha' one, mate.

[Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS]

Bri'ish people be like "Lichrally."