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Sports Agent & Talent Manager for @GargoyleSports | #LOADtheBAND - Lead Vocalists | #MasterKey

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What Should Brandon Peterson’s Official Contact Name Be? Text your choice to : [phone] . #LilSmokies #TinyDickNation

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@bookingcom This company is the biggest FRAUD!!! Every single employee or person affiliated should go ahead and admit that their mothers and fathers were also brothers and sisters…hence the other common factor required for their affiliation. #morons #familytraditions

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Yeeeeeee haaaawwwwww!!!! Congrats @CDMFOOTBALL !!!! I feel another ring coming!!! Just be ready @BaronJewelry 🤓#chasethering #Highschoolsports #highschoolfootball #cif #Playoffs #FridayNightLights

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Will you marry me, @elonmusk ? I’ll sign just about any pre-nup necessary.

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@Reese10Angel ❤️

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Finally safe to come back to @Twitter !!! Thanks @elonmusk !!! ❤️

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My nephew’s latest…

Thug Cry https://t.co/KHoyaReELH via @YouTube

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@youngstarr24 Yes

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You know what else makes me feel better??? Lol

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

The Bills are this good.

Josh Allen is this good.

The Pats are getting slaughtered.

It’s all real. It’s all happening.

Just shut up and accept it.

You’ll feel better.

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Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Where did we go wrong? 🤔

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Josh Allen is a dawg!!

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

🏈 SUPER WILD CARD WEEKEND IS HERE 🎉

3️⃣ Days of Football 3️⃣ Shots to DRAFT your lineups, play FREE for MILLIONS, and to MAKE IT REIGN 💸 🏈

Must be 18+. Higher age limit may apply in some states.

#DraftKings #NFL

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Can…I have it? Please?

[Andrew Siciliano @AndrewSiciliano]

Adult toy in the end zone.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Your phone has already replaced your calendar, alarm clock and camera. Don’t let it replace your family.

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Congrats @GeorgiaFootball on successfully creating the best #QuarterbackCadence of all time!!!

#Red ‘42…White ‘80…Wait40MoreYears ‘21-‘22…hut-hut

See you again in 40 years!!! #ConsistencyIsAVirtue
#SEC #GoGators #GatorNation @espn

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

This is what it's all about!

#GoDawgs #NationalChampionship

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Who? #NationalChampionship

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@__Heyliz_ Why is this bullshit on my timeline? If you’re a “Mummy” shouldn’t you be wrapped in white cloth and dead? What’s sweet about that? Be your own “mother” and get an education. No one wants a dumb “mum”. Try to become someone successful keeping your legs closed. THATs impressive!

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Geeeezzzzzz…and it gets worse and worse. The most moronic people have the greatest platforms and do nothing. Yet everyone screams about “change”!!! How about changing who gets your attention? Stop supporting people who don’t do shit! #ThePoorPitifulMeGeneration

[Danny @abnersquill]

@tonyhawk I need to start repeatedly googling pictures of Tony Hawk to make sure I know exactly who he is in case I ever bump into him

[calvinocious @calvinocious]

It never ceases to amuse me that people recognize Tony Hawk enough to know that he *looks* like Tony Hawk but not enough to realize that he *is* Tony Hawk 😂