Matthew Hayes

[Matthew Hayes @MasterNinja0811]

Just saw Detective Pikachu and I must say it was a fantastic movie. Was not disappointed in the slightest and enjoyed every second of it. Definitely worth the watch.

[Xmithie @Xmithie]

things that DON’T make you ugly

- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- crooked/yellow teeth
- body hair
- thinning hair
- psoriasis/eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
- physical abnormalities

things that DO make you ugly

- inting in tyler1s game

[Matthew Hayes @MasterNinja0811]

@IsaacBottoms As long as it is paired with poor service

[Isaac “Dont Trade Goodman” Bottoms @IsaacBottoms]

I’ll never understand how people, who say baseball is boring, can watch the NBA...

[jas🧚🏽‍♀️ @lonae99]

My dog is in labor & her man is out doing what he wants!!! this is living proof that men are not shit!!!!

[Isaac “Dont Trade Goodman” Bottoms @IsaacBottoms]

Drinking Game Idea:
Every time someone tells you to take a shot, reevaluate your choice of friends.

[Matthew Hayes @MasterNinja0811]

@IsaacBottoms @KylerHodson @Jbotttoms Why did he need a hoodie on the beach? Was the beach cold?

[Matthew Hayes @MasterNinja0811]

@KylerHodson @IsaacBottoms Nope moving to Korea and you can visit

[Matthew Hayes @MasterNinja0811]

@KylerHodson @IsaacBottoms Well it looks like it’s just isaac and I then

[Matthew Hayes @MasterNinja0811]

@IsaacBottoms @KylerHodson Lol I’m down

[Matthew Hayes @MasterNinja0811]

@IsaacBottoms WE DONT HAVE TO LIVE IN FORT WORTH!!! As long as we are together...

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

is murder a good date activity
what if we have ravioli beforehand

[Matthew Hayes @MasterNinja0811]

@IsaacBottoms Let’s be honest here, we all know I’ll be the best man, or at least maid of honor

[League of Legends @LeagueOfLegends]

Great Shotcalling

[Isaac “Dont Trade Goodman” Bottoms @IsaacBottoms]

You think the walls can’t be Have noise through them?

[Matthew Hayes @MasterNinja0811]

@IsaacBottoms @KylerHodson @SergProtector45 I don’t care who shows up first, as long as someone makes out with me I’ll be fine