The thing that people don’t get about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock is that between 1981 and 2017, China reduced its poverty rate from 88% to 2.1%, accounting for 79% of the entire global reduction in poverty, according to the UN and World Bank
@snartgrips@MarxIsMyNigga Becoming a country that is communist and has reconciled with its violent past is patriotic in itself; you don’t have to simp for trump
Goddamn. It’s such a good feeling when your client is relieved that you’re there to help them with their landlord problems, but you’ve wanted to do only that for so many years, so to you it feels like a dream come true
@KidRock please stop asking to suck me off in my DMs; it’s bordering on harassment. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers if you talk about gargling my balls again
Who started the mass misinformation campaign that convinced a generation of Americans that these replaceable towels on a stick were better than the Chad mop?
@LizWhatsherface Medical industry is political and drs think they know better, which is why they ignore subjective complaints of pain more for black women. It’s why they justify non consensual pelvic exams of women under anesthesia. It’s why they see me as an addict and not someone in recovery
@StormyDaniels Hey stormy, you don’t remember me, but my friend gave me her raffle ticket at your Swamp Trash ProChoice rally in New Orleans in like 2019. The ticket won, and you suddenly made out with me. So thank you for making my lips adjacent to US history (and pretty good kiss too)
I was in line at the corner store just now, talking about how I like Brothers more than Quicky’s as a gas station for food, and this guy in front of me turns around and goes “date night”