Michael

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

Trailers Super Bowl Commercials are as dumb as reaction videos. #hashtag

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

@GrantRandom if SiriusXM channel Lithium plays 90’s Grunge and Alternative Rock, what is 90’s “standard” rock?

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

@FallonTonight idk this picture of Louis H. Bean kinda looks like you Jimmy Fallon……

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

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[Michael @MasterPlautz]

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[Michael @MasterPlautz]

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[GloobyNFT @GloobyNFT]

How I was able to Profit $84000 USDC off of the recent Circle crash. A thread 1/5 🧵

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

@MikeKeneally Funny, that same tune made me realize that I one day wanted to sing like Tina Turner.

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

@rogerwaters I’m going to see you in Raleigh on Aug 18. What would it take to get an interview with you? How expensive would the lunch need to be??

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

The only thing that hurts more than half a punch is a hole punch. #dadjokes #theyjustusedtobecalledpuns

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

You want me to take my kids the the McDonald’s playground for the next hour? Why, of course I’ll take them potty on and off every five minutes a different kid each time for next hour!

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

Parenthood: a never ending struggle where your kids are always telling you to wake up while you are always telling them to go to sleep.

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary (Also this is a lie, I don’t remember the exact moment I joined. Twitter just created this for me.)

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

It drives me crazy that there is no adjective form of the word integrity #icantthinkofagoodhashtag

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

I’m conjuring up plans for my next business venture, Discont Surgery (we couldn’t afford the U). You might think it’d be a bad idea, but I think people will be lining up for affordable surgery. Now to find some surgeons...

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

Grrr. I forgot there was such a thing as oranges with seeds... #FirstWorldProblems

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

I wish there was a monosyllabic synonym for the word monosyllabic.

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

There are two types of people in the world. Those who like the song Africa (by Toto) and those who have no soul.

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

@NinjaKitchen I love the low profile of the NutriNinja, but sometimes I think it would be handy to have something half of this size and call it the NinjaTurtle.

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

Snuck a photo opp with #mudcatsfun

[Michael @MasterPlautz]

Pepper. #bythebuttholesurfers #nonotthespice #likeanavalanchecomingdownthemountain #dontyouloveitwhenthelengthofthehashtagsexceedsthelengthoftheactualmessage #isthereanymorehashtagsthaticanthinkof #imreallydownwiththisnew280characterlimittwitterhasnow #goodstuff #okayihitthelimit