Doting Dave

Husband to a Wonderful Wife (She's also on Twitter)

[Doting Dave @Master_DavidJ]

Phwoar! They're not messing about 😍

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Cheese and onion sandwich anyone?

[💛Texas SmokeShow💛 @tink7723]

@gavinthomas2015 I can get behind this. Anyone need help?

[Steve H @smh_OX]

@OnlyLaiking @MatthewStadlen @OliviaUtley @BenKentish If someone stood 10m behind her with signs that said Immigrants Out, she would have magically felt very safe.

[Doting Dave @Master_DavidJ]

@RubyMadder Which ones? Genuine question. I left London in 2008, having been born and lived there 25 years. Best thing I ever did.

[Doting Dave @Master_DavidJ]

@sarahisitme So why didn't Boris resign for lying?

[Doting Dave @Master_DavidJ]

@bria_110 Blindfold, restraints and electro-play!

[Holly 18+ @HollyDolly_xxx]

Naughty girls get punished by having to sit in the corner🥺x

[Dani 💋 Naughty MILF Next Door @DaniGirl866MILF]

Retweet if you like my ass! 🍑

[CWU @CWUnews]

Andy Corbett, 51 years of service, number 1 seniority at Blackpool delivery office. Was at Royal Mail for the great strike of 71. First member on the picket this morning. ✊

[walton @Bukowski1973]

@MickyBoots @darrengrimes @metpoliceuk Yes it would be fantastic if 55 Tufton Street paid for the damage they've done half a trillion should cover it

[Benonwine @benonwine]

If a #GeneralElection was held tomorrow, who would you vote for?

Please retweet for a bigger audience.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Boris Johnson claimed to have the backing of 102 MPs, just like he claimed to have those 40 new hospitals, 50,000 new nurses and £350million a week for the NHS.

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

keen to hear why Johnson is holidaying in the Caribbean for two weeks when the Commons is sitting and there are 22 weeks of recess at other times of the year

[Doting Dave @Master_DavidJ]

Absolutely! 😍

[Holly 18+ @HollyDolly_xxx]

Everythings better when shes around💁🏼‍♀️🤭x

[Doting Dave @Master_DavidJ]

@benonwine Foyle's War Box Set

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

That Johnson comeback in full: flew back from a luxury holiday, posed like a twat, begged his rivals, lied about his support, let down his allies and fell on his arse.

[Doting Dave @Master_DavidJ]

Nope, still looks like Keith Chegwin in this photo.

[Doting Dave @Master_DavidJ]

@HollyDolly_xxx What an utter wanker! 🤬

[✨️ Goddess Psyche ✨️ @GoddessPsyche23]

I'm a 63 year old recently divorced GILF of 9, am I still f*ckable/breedable? RT if you think my granny tatas are hot 🔥

Is this how these viral tweets work?

[Doting Dave @Master_DavidJ]

😂🥬🥬🥬

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗