MasturbationProblems

[apatcher @apatcher]

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8 solid innings by the righty but need to call in the lefty to finish the job #baseball #masturbationproblems

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laptop died due to a large amount of semen seeping through the keyboard and into the hardrive #toomuchbrazzers #masturbationproblems

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going to walmart with 100 dollars to take advantage of this kleenex sale... about to go HAM #masturbatingaddiction #masturbationproblems

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: JACKING OFF 42 TIMES IN A ROW WILL KILL U.. THAT IS ALL #masturbationproblems http://t.co/31rrkmeu

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in honor of the masturbate-a-thon everyone please masturbate til u cant feel ur genitals.. #masturbationforacause

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the masturbate-a-thon: an event in which participants masturbate in order to raise money for charity #greatestcharityever

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so tempted to jerk the meatstick but cant move any part of my body after eating twice my bodyweight #masturbationproblems #happythanksgiving

[John Sugrue @JShaggyroo19]

When I'm not eating hummus and ferociously masturbating, I dabble in light porn. #growthindustry

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trying to grease the weasel in the boys bathroom then realize the stall door is gone #masturbationproblems #MHSproblems

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no more tissues.. #nightsruined #masturbationproblems

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@stoolpresidente hello David some of your friends have told me to contact you about your #masturbationproblems is this true?

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so desperately want to jerk the one eyed trouser trout but all out of lube... #offtocvs #masturbationproblems

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@TimTebow fantasized you dressed as jesus, hard as a fucking rock not any #masturbationproblems

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@danieltosh After seeing your face last night i had the best jack off session ever. #masturbationsuccess

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launching a massive load into the toilet but completely miss cuz u cant control ur weiner as u ejaculate #masturbationproblems

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feeling the urge to beat the midget friend in my pants.. dad u might wanna leave the room this could get #sticky #masturbationproblems

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watching some hot chick on redtube and find out its ur mom #ruinsthemood #sluts #masturbationproblems

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cant stand when ur mom walks in during mid jackoff #imnotstopping #imkindabusy #masturbationproblems