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words and stuff

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Here I meme, I can do no other

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K

[heatwave baby sleep @blueraspbaby5]

In honor of The Americans finally going viral I would like to share a moment that not only went triple platinum at my household but that also quoted by me at least once or twice a week

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@JDVance Which civilization died while being accused of hate crimes it did not commit?

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@ContraPoints @adamlumly Hey cool that's how lots of folks felt about Kamala Harris. It's very frustrating, isn't it?

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Same as it ever was

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@RichardERoeper What is The Jenny On The Block music video

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Oh no oh dear God say it isn't true

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WOKE JAMES BOND: my pronouns are him; he/him.

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

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@mattlieb @barbarismcrit Animorphs transform into another living being using a DNA profile, so they couldn't transform into a penis unless they absorbed the form of a penis shaped alien. This guy looks like The Vision.

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@NewsWire_US

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CLERKS II STORYBOARD:

[Stubbs, Medicinal Firearms Advocate @Stubbs_GunGuy]

I am a big fan of cave paintings and there's some crazy ones that people speculate wildly about as to what they can mean but this ones probably the funniest.

Researchers will use any excuse possible to say this is like some kind of abstract symbolism because for some of the rarer paintings revolving around fertility the paintings often depict humans with animal features and this was supposed to bring good luck or something but all of this is just people looking at an image whos context is long gone and trying to justify it to modern sensibilities.

This is clearly depicting a man straight up fucking a deer, in the ass. If you were an early hominid this would be the funniest fucking thing you have ever seen because this would be like the third thing that has ever happened and your buddy Two Rocks and Stick III is out there acting a fool and the whole tribe cheering.

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

not a chance in hell she’d pull out. she’d essentially be the headliner at this point.

[Theo Von Dutch East India Trading Company @NewCardSmell]

SON THEY REPLACED AUNT VIV HALFWAY THROUGH THE PROGRAM LIKE I WOULDN’T NOTICE THE DOUBLE CROSS, AND THEN I TURN ON TGIF AND CARL WINSLOW’S OTHER DAUGHTER IS GONE? NUH-UH I SAID WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

[mat @MatQBoes]

Usually Democrats wait until after the election to be sunk by a sex scandal.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Amy Gertner, the wife of Graham Platner — the Democratic candidate for Senate in Maine — told his campaign in 2025 about sexual messages he sent to other women. https://t.co/0UefTX3dIS