Flah

Nerd. Recovering WoW addict. Considers toasters to be inherently absurd.

I've made the transition to @flahthetoaster.bsky.social

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

"Hello! Welcome to my bumbled adobe!"

"You mean humble abode, right?"

(a blob of mud the size of my head splats down from the ceiling)

"No. Definitely not."

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

@thaliarchus You know, I might take you up on that offer if nobody else has snatched it up in the last few seconds.

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

Let me tell you, all of these recent changes to Twitter are starting to make me quite cross.

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

reporting live from pierogifest 2023

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[Flah @MatZebrowski]

Pondering Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and how she activates her magical staff. She's supposed to recite a complicated magical incantation but she can't remember it... so she just asks it nicely. When you come down to it, the most powerful magic word in the show is "please."

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

There's little doubt that, whoever wins, we all lose. But, since it's inevitable, I might as well have some popcorn.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Microsoft owns the trademark for X. This is just too good.

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

There's a USAF sergeant who's been advertising an AMA on Reddit for the last few days and he literally has the smile of someone who knows he's drawn the short straw.

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

Eyeshield 21

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If a few of you don't get this clue and why you will disappoint the social media manager, who believes in you and your potential.

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

Gender reveal parties in the world of Irresponsible Captain Tylor are on a different level.

[wint @dril]

Ohh I fucked up!! I fucked up really bad! I never should have said Twitter Blue is for "Pillhead Shysters"!! Now I'll never get that money!

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

@TerribleMaps Canada should be green as well.

[Ethan Halker @Sundown_McMoon]

When you revisit a Gainax work after consuming a lot of anime/manga/toku/SF and actually get the references and allusions.

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

@over_double1 Good drivers are in work vans like the last vehicle we see pass through.

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

What I love is that the video shows how this thing separates the people who know how to drive from those who think they know how to drive.

[David Ho @_david_ho_]

Behold my favorite traffic calming device.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Is this all computer?

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

Look at this perfect mushroom I saw on the trail today. LOOK AT IT!

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

I'm told that I was so obsessed with this poem when little that I knew it by heart. Listening to it now, I have two observations:

1. This must sound so creepy to people who don't know Polish.

2. I can now understand why I'm so drawn to the Maori Haka.

https://t.co/wFgfs7kLAE

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

All of us still on Twitter as it gets worse and worse every day

[Flah @MatZebrowski]

Ever better that the song that plays during this sequence is called Missing Link.