Will

🍉🎥🎨🍺 🖤 🏳️‍🌈 I suppose I write, produce, direct, teach, illustrate. Drinks a LOT. Wears black.

[Will @Matarael]

I wrote this. Shot this. From the very beginning until the end, it was a work of love.

I hope you’ll all get a chance to see this. “Bunda Piara” (or “The Lost Child”). Part of the Halusinada compilation on @strotv

[الكسندرا ميراي @LexiAIexander]

I hate the fact that her assignment is to convince GenZ that the system is what it is...but it's the best we got. It makes so much sense that her entire career was started by two Israelis

[Will @Matarael]

@charise_lee How many eggs does she eat per meal.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Hey @Grok, concise no spin.

According to an ex-CIA agent, President Trump confessed 10,000 JFK files would never be released because “every single one of them points directly at” what?

Name only

[cindy @saatumiliar]

Baca komen ternyata banyak orang yg hidupnya ngga baik-baik ajaa 🥲

[𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔨 @panicatkaty]

esse é um dos melhores vídeos que explificam a folga dos americanos independente de onde estejam

ele ia bater no cara pq ele sai do país dele mas não deixa de enxergar somente a própria bolha, a própria língua

e o cara ia ficar sem entender nada

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

SITUASI WAKIL PRESIDEN KALAU:

Mengundurkan diri:
- Gaji pokok 100%, seumur hidup
- Asuransi kesehatan ditanggung negara seumur hidup
- Rumah tinggal diberi oleh negara
- Mobil dan sopir ditanggung oleh negara

Dimakzulkan lewat DPR
- Tidak ada fasilitas apa-apa dari negara

[Will @Matarael]

@mightydudbolt Holy fuck I did NOT know that people nowadays are not aware about “artoo”. That first reply I thought was joking.

[peby @supelpowel]

Akibat buzzer dicuekin, ketuanya lgsung ubah aturan

Coba deh cek slide ke 4, iklan judol masuk kategori tidak mendesak!

Skrg tambahin juga cuekinkomdigi

[Boiler Man 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Boilerman2019]

Well, thats it. No more figs for me 😂

[الكسندرا ميراي @LexiAIexander]

Yes it is

[Will @Matarael]

November had always been a rough month for me going all the way back (as far as I remember) to 95. Tried to wrestle it back a decade later but it continues to fuck me over up until 3 years ago.

No more “November rain”s for me I hope.

[Will @Matarael]

@arisetyo_v2 @ch76891 😭

[dot @dotNoso]

When Dave Chappelle says he feels better about Charlie Kirk being gone, this is why

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

This is why we can’t let Elon Musk have a monopoly

[Will @Matarael]

She probably has grandkids now and would tell them “when gran was young there was this weird ass dude who wrote ‘if I fell in love with you would you promise to be true’ on a piece of paper during exam, I didn’t even know him well what the fuck, he’s lucky twitter didn’t exist”.

[Will @Matarael]

When I was young I loved this song so much I wrote it on a paper.

One day it was exam day and we were placed with random deskmates. The girl I sat with had problems with her test so I wrote something to help. On that paper.

She looked at the lyrics and gave me the worst stare.

[saw dust @soy_boy]

This is how I learned If I Fell is a top tier Beatles song

[Will @Matarael]

@Todd_Spence At one point he looks at the camera and says “never say never… again…”

[Will @Matarael]

Margarine instead of oil.
No salt but some monosodium and I’m sure the sausages and ketchup had significant sodium.

Not “healthy” per se but at least it isn’t crazy unhealthy for something like this.

[Will @Matarael]

The Japanese “omurice” style fried rice seems simple to make. Should I make some.

(It’s past midnight btw)

[Will @Matarael]

Well here you go. Not omurice but inspired by it.
Fried rice with egg.

The rice is basmati, cooked with “less sugar” setting and was kept in the fridge for even lower sugar. The only significant sugar/carb was from the ketchup and sweet soy sauce (which was barely used).

[Will @Matarael]

@trialogy 😭

In this economy and currency rate ngelonte will probably get me as far as Bali at most! (If I’m lucky).