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🚨Xabi Alonso on why Joao Pedro will not feature in Brazil forthcoming games

“He did not feature in the World Cup for Brazil and he’s having a little knock so we want to keep him and don not want to risk playing him”.

“He will feature in our next premier league game and have some rest when the international break is on”.

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🚨 Ronaldo will not return to the Portugal National team as far as Jesus Jorge is still the manger

“Ronaldo will like him to step down from being the team coach before he’ll return to the squad or else it’s over between Ronaldo and Portuguese National team”.

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🚨Bruno Fernandes just posted this on his Instagram story following Ronaldo’s departure from the Portuguese National team squad

What could this mean😳
He’s free from Ronaldo or what

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🚨Portugal head coach “Jorge Jesus” revealed what Ronaldo said to him that made him leave Ronaldo on the bench

“Ronaldo have was on the bench for Portugal past 2 games and he’s not happy about it because his relationship with the coach is broken, Ronaldo won’t return again”

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🚨Pep Guardiola fires back on people saying he knew about the 115 Man City premier chargers, that’s why he left

“I just feel like giving myself and family more time, I don’t know anything about the charges going on, I left Man City for good”.

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🚨Marc Cucurella on deserve to win the Ballon D’or between Yamal and Mbappe

“Honestly Lamine Yamal is the real guy for the award, he has done so much for Spain and even Barcelona this season, he’s a great player”.

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🚨Breaking: Enzo Fernandez do not want to stay at Man city since it has been confirmed guilty of the 115 chargers for breaking both premier league and UEFA rule

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🚨Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Ronaldo being benched vs Norway

“He’s not doing any good thing again for his team, he’s not strong enough to be able to compete at the high level, I honestly think he should retire and allow the young players play”.

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Breaking on the favorite to win the Ballon D’or

“Lamine Yamal Spain won the World Cup this year, they have beaten great National teams like Portugal, England, France, and Argentina in their last 6 games, the 19 years old have been outstanding since last season”.

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🚨Jose Mourinho on Man City 115 premier league charges

“That’s the reason Pep Guardiola and Man city kept winning the premier league back to back the previous years, without that they wouldn’t have conquered the league to that extent”.

“I will never rate a team who have such charges as a big team, because what they’re doing is very illegal and shouldn’t be acceptable in football, they need to be relegated”.

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🚨Mikel Arteta on losing 3-0 to Brighton

“Today was not our lucky day, we played well today but the Brighton defense didn’t allow us to get a single goal, and it was not easy on us at all”

“We will be waiting for them at our home ground in emirate stadium, we will try our possible best to score pass 3 goals that day.

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🚨 Casemiro on playing with Messi

🗣️: It’s easier to play with Messi than any other player in the world he’s the greatest player of all time”.

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🚨Breaking on Micheal Carrick

“After losing to Brighton 3-2 and losing to 10 men Man city, Man utd board have had a meeting on how Michael Carrick future on the club will be, because they don’t think he can take them far, or win trophies with them”

“Man utd board have shortlisted some certain coaches just in case Michael Carrick didn’t do well in the up Coming games in the month of October”.

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🚨Piers Morgan on Messi winning trophy in MLS

“The competition there is not really hard like the one in premier league, Saudi league, or other top European competitions, so i dont see anything special about winning the trophy in MLS for real, if Messi was playing in Saudi i am very sure he will find it hard to win trophies again at this old age”.

“Saudi will always be bigger than MLS because MLS don’t have competitions a lot that’s the real fact”.

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@Thetochline Good one

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🚨Sir Alex Ferguson on Brighton defeating Man utd

🗣️I no longer recognize my team anymore, this is not thesame Man utd that I use coach before, I don’t know how they wo compete with top teams like Barcelona, PSG or Bayern Munich in the champions league, i am really disappointed”.

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🚨Jamie Carragher on Man Utd poor performance this season

“I don’t think they can win anything this season with the poor performance they have being putting in lately, they need quality players to strengthen their squad”.

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🚨Ian Wright on why he think Max Dowman will be on of premier league greatest players

“He’s very talented irrespective of the fact that he’s still young, but he have a lot of talent that even big players don’t have, I trust him to be Arsenal future”.

“I believe he will likely win the Ballon D’or some days too he’s a very good player “.

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🚨Mikel Arteta on Arsenal dream this season

“Our dream this season is to win the champions league, premier league and all the possible we are playing including the EFL Cup too, we have the squad that will be capable to win them all”.

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🚨Thomas Muller on who really deserves to win the Ballon D’or

“Harry Kane was impressive last season, he scored the most goals in Europe top 5 league, he won the league and reached the champions league and World Cup semi finals, for me he should come ahead of Yamal, Mbappe, and the rest at the Ballon D’or”.