Ray

I struggle with sobriety and long division.

[Ray @MatchesGames]

The best gift I ever got was a Nintendo DS.

The worst was the gift of life.

[Ray @MatchesGames]

@k_libz Rip Trevor

[Ray @MatchesGames]

Some who is less cheap than me should buy one of these for the box. Then unbox it but there is a dog turd inside.

[Funnyandfabs @funnyandfabss]

Glitter dumpling squishy unboxing 😂😭

[• @yducknow]

Driving to my 9-to-5 job while drug dealers and 8-year-old YouTubers buy their third property.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

I think what a lot of you libtards don’t understand is that he didn’t want war, he was blackmailed into it because he is a child molester.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨HOT MIC: Les Wexner’s attorney during his House Oversight Committee deposition:

“I’ll fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, ok?”

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Why are names like this being redacted?
And why is everyone ok with this??

[Ray @MatchesGames]

@Bama_Brandon_ @EisakuOtomo Roshar clears

[Ray @MatchesGames]

@indianloonie George Clooney did

[Ray @MatchesGames]

Yeah gas pump, it’s sub zero weather, of course I want a car wash.

[Ray @MatchesGames]

@kJamesMarkk @astaroska @WizChadwick2 @OmarFatehMN There are like 12 cities in this photo

[Ray @MatchesGames]

@sppftnds @bibigbrother Fuck it, send in Jase too let's get weird with it

[Ray @MatchesGames]

F150s are woke now. Excited to see crybaby conservatives trading in for Cybertrucks. Try rolling coal in one of those.

[UAW @UAW]

STATEMENT ON FORD PLANT VISIT FROM VP LAURA DICKERSON, FORD DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR

The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union —the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.

The UAW will ensure that our member receives the full protection of all negotiated contract language safeguarding his job and his rights as a union member.

Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone—including the President of the United States.

[Drac @HalfCircleDrac]

@MatchesGames And the second worst gift is that we continue to live on slowly and painfully suffering not knowing when it'll all end

[Ray @MatchesGames]

@HalfCircleDrac You know what bro, you were kinda spitting

[Ray @MatchesGames]

The best gift I ever got was a Nintendo DS.

The worst was the gift of life.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

@DHSgov You were literally just caught lying in this tweet.

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

@DHSgov If he was arrested for assaulting law enforcement, why was he released and found battered in a Walmart parking lot?

We don’t believe a word you say.

[Ray @MatchesGames]

Back in my day black friday deals were so good we would trample motherfuckers to death for them. Bring back those days