𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥

( Very WIP. )

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

you love me? no, you don’t know me. you love the idea of me, but that’s ok.

[♡ beloved . @belovedbpd]

Oh, I'm a mess
When I overthink the little things in my head

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

I.... really need to clear my head...

I need to focus on my job and not... anything else

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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matters. The fact that ya wanna stay with someone forever and ever."

He hummed happily....he loved talking about marriage and love....its one of their favorite things

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

They're visibly a little surprised that he cares.... about gems.

"Personally i find that the sentiment is more important than whatever it looks like or how much it costs. Hell of someone proposed with a Ring Pop I feel like I'd say yes.... because it's the sentiment that

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ The fact there's even a hierarchy for love is the stupidest thing I've ever even heard of … … … then again, stupidity peaked when alpha males decided out of nowhere that diamonds meant eternal love, when it's more or less an ‘ eternal reminder of divorce ’. ”

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[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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really"

He's just going to...keep agreeing that they suck...gloss over the fact this stupid curse almost made him spill shit.

"They're very... particular in wanting things their way because they're in charge... especially my direct boss"

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

"... majorly but ya know it's just them bein cautious since....ah well it's...not...."

A long pause....he can't lie...say it's not important.... because...it was important...but he also really didn't wanna talk about his mistake right now.

"... they're just a buncha pricks

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Your bosses sound annoying. ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → Flat. Deadpan. Unimpressed. Arms folded behind back.

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Who gives a rat's a-s-s what you're thinking, as long as you can turn it into something productive ? I'm a control freak occasionally, but even I have standards. ”

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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Things he was thinking of.

"All I meant is it was thoughts that were about...personal matters... which my bosses have said is unprofessional of me to think about when im on a job."

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

They hum and fix their hair as he spoke...he does appreciate the clarification...

"Unprofessional isn't always NSFW but I understand the sentiment."

They adjust their collar and their vest as they think over a way to reword the sentence without exactly saying what types of

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[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ You should probably word yourself better. Most idiots would hear ‘ unprofessional thoughts ’ —— and accuse you of having paltry NSFW thoughts, on your brain. Like those … hum … those crazy female fans of homosexual relationships, that make everything truly awful [ + ]

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

Well I'm happy for you spider-man! Love seeing love win!~

[𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄...... @arachnidquiips]

It really is, huh? I'm one lucky spider!

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

Oh? Truly? That's lovely!

[𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄...... @arachnidquiips]

It happened to me just recently so I call it love wins in my book!

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

Most times...yes!

[𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄...... @arachnidquiips]

love truly wins

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

Man I love love...its so beautiful

[☐ u n i t y @alienbadd1e]

✱ Independent portrayal of unity.

　　personal　　+　　canon　
mature themes ahed. lewd accs dni

[ᯓᡣ𐭩ᏕͳᏋᎯᏓ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝑺ᎻฅᏯ @SUMSUMSPACE]

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[ُ @grnte]

i'm not pretending the world is always beautiful; i want to believe that beauty persists, even in broken places.

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

15.) Went to the citadel with his Rick often... mainly because he himself went to see Surgeon Rick regularly for small issues with his joints when he was younger

16.) Knows English and Italian

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

6.) crushed HARD on Miami Morty

7.) His sense of style is somewhat the way it is to try and attract others

8.) Doesn't know how to swim

9.) Night orchid's are his favorite flower

10.) Plays up how confident and calm he is because its who he has to be

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

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so that hopefully that accident wouldn't happen again since he couldn't lie about anything that was happening or about anything about the missions.

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 @MatchmakerMorty]

Mn just a small redirect of my thoughts is all...had to be... professional. Not somethin I'm great at honestly... specially when my mind is full of stuff that isn't professional

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴏʟ —— @BROKE_THE_CURVE]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ I was more intrigued by your absolute stuttering and awkward word fumbles, honestly. ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → A simple, rolled shrug of his shoulders.