MathPolice

The world is politely asking you to abandon your delusions. For now.

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@thepetergrimm @_AndrewMaga @EricLDaugh Angry and bitter like all anti-Americans.

Sorry, Americans are better than you 🤷‍♂️

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@tleehumphrey Every day, Zelensky tweets, speaks, or meets with heads of state with a single goal: turn his small war into a world and nuclear one. Outright lies and deception are par for his course. Anything to start a world war.

Zelensky must be extirpated.

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@DonnaHowardTX @jamestalarico Dementia is hard.

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Republicans are idiots for not raising ANY stink about "blanket pardons". They're obviously not provided for in the Constitution, and they're obviously unsustainable. But yeah let's hear again about how important stupid UKRAINE is. 😠 #Ukrublicans

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

A blanket presidential pardon for crimes that have never been charged has never been fully litigated.

People committing crimes for trump, or in connection with trump, take the risk that they will be successfully prosecuted by a future DOJ.

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@ShawnFerris88 @barkingferret @sak0_na @StephenM This is so tired. First of all your entire party is still obsessed with overturning the 2016 election. Start there and end with the fact that Republicans live happily while Dems are out there screaming "F you" and waving their middle fingers all day.

You gotta get off the TV.

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@60Minutes As always the news girlies care more about some minor complaint of non-Americans, than the people trying to save our country from dumb news girlies.

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@barkingferret @ShawnFerris88 @sak0_na @StephenM You'll be burning down the Supreme Court doors to invalidate the election when it goes

Donald Trump 45%
Kamala Harris 44%
Kamala J. Harris 11%

Don't even try to argue. You'll just look small.

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@GumpDogg2324 @julest10003 @StephenM You think there's a grammar error in there 🤔

We were actually promoted from Grammar Nazi, years ago.

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@RepDonBacon Colossal ignorance from the #Ukrublicans.

He never said Starlink was controlled by the gov't. Quite the opposite. He said that StarSHIELD--the part that should interest Zelensky's worshippers--was entirely controlled by the U.S. gov't.

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@CuriousSerf No, wait. JKash is awesome and she's right. It's just that the "speeds" in question are the speed of the receiving terminal--i.e. if it's strapped to a cruise missile and moving around at 100mph+ it's programmed to disconnect.

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We need to be careful citing Starlink terminal-movement speeds. Almost everyone hearing "Starlink was slowed down" thinks that the issue was connection speeds, a data rate measured in Mbps. When they see us citing mph or km/h, they're going to think we are laughably clueless.

[JKash 🍊MAGA Queen @JKash000]

@elonmusk @SeldenGADawgs Starlink was limited to speeds of below 90 km/h, and they used them for higher speeds, correct?

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@KeithGlenwild @jesse_caufield @Cernovich You're angrily defending it because you know everyone will get confused.

We're gonna find a "Kamala R. Harris" to sink you guys in 2028.

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The Math Police predict the wrong Sullivan will get about 20% of the vote that was intended for the right Sullivan.

TAKE A POLL NOW, Alaska GOP lawyers. Give 100 people a copy of these ballots to people and ask who they'll vote for.

Also get an X account! Is this you? @akgop

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It's NOT a matter of knowing which Sullivan is which. Almost every voter will think "I guess they put this guy on twice, like maybe different parties nominated him but used different name. Which one should I check? Well I'll put the first. Hopefully they combine the totals"

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

Dems placing a second Dan Sullivan on the ballot in Alaska (a fake candidate designed to conceal who is the actual US Senator running for re-election) is one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections. It reveals pure contempt for voters.

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@ShawnFerris88 @sak0_na @StephenM 🔲Kamala J. Harris
🔲Kamala Harris (Registered Democrat)

Okay you've got 5 minutes and a lot of ballot lines to fill out.

GO

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

Dems placing a second Dan Sullivan on the ballot in Alaska (a fake candidate designed to conceal who is the actual US Senator running for re-election) is one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections. It reveals pure contempt for voters.

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@Odinsraven66 @doug_swartout @StephenM You know that you'd be howling if there were two Kamala Harrises on a ballot.

Ask yourself why you do this.

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@julest10003 @StephenM You know of course that you'd be howling if there were two Kamala Harrises on a ballot.

Ask yourself why you do this.

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@KSquared1919 @StephenM Alright Libertarians--get your Kamala Harris out there on the ballot for 2028!!

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@MrAndyNgo @ApostateAri @ThornsFC @xx_xyathletics Yup the flags are used as unacceptable harassment, to try to get people to defend themselves which they will then claim is "assault".

Is no lawyer or judge able to point out this dynamic? How does this consistently work?

Oregon legislators, make these actions a named crime.

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@KnownHeretic Happy and proud ladies, doing heroic and necessary work. Contrast with the triggered harpies and their favorite fingers and word.