Math Velazquez

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[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

Fun Math Fact Of The Day: the principle of explosion says that if you start from a contradiction, you can get anything you want. But you can't get them back. :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@Houston_Spies You can find me in the darkness, and all y'all's hearts have become. So. Dark. :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@Houston_Spies Hee hee — that's a good cover, y'all! We'll have to make sure to use that one sometime. :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@SonScotch @Houston_Spies It's a normal human nose. :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@nymillenials It's okay! The Commissioner once made the same mistake — so I guess this just means that you're both doing the same type of job. :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@nymillenials *Velazquez. No worries, mistakes happen to the best of us too! :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

I'm ironing my jersey. Excited to get back into the game tomorrow — I feel like we have a real shot at winning this season! Just need to make it through some minor reverb. :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@donia_bailey You used to be cool, too. Specifically when you got shut in the ice cream freezer for 78 hours when you were undercover as an ice cream salesman, had to call for an early extraction, and scuttled the whole op as a result. Isn't commiserating on shared memories fun? :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

Hi, everybody! Sorry that I've been a bit behind on the twitter — happy to be back & talking with all y'all :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@SonScotch @Houston_Spies Heehee! That's silly, son. Of course I have a nose! :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@SonScotch Why, I just opened my eyes. :-) 🌟

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@Houston_Spies Aw, shucks, I don't know about all that. After all, the will of the masses might be capricious & easy to manipulate — but that just means we get to perform ops on scores of people instead of limiting ourselves to the elites! :-) 🌟

[Crochet Sorbet @crochet_sorbet]

Life's hard when you just want to make yourself something nice 🙄😒

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@SonScotch @HenryMarshallow $1+x = 3 \Rightarrow x = 2$

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

@donia_bailey I Have Been Changed, Not By The Hands Of Man But God, To Have Always Had Hallucinations

I Cannot Eat And Shall Not Talk, Except For The Directions Given To Me By Either Hatsune Miki Or Those Trees That Tell Secrets

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

I Am Once Again Being Haunted By The One Known As Hatsune Miki

They Are Telling Me To Make Hamburgers With The Pickles Inside The Hamburger

I Will Complete This Abominable Culinary Appeasment

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

$$
\exists c \in\mathds{Q} : c^2 = 2 \Rightarrow
\exists a,b\in\mathds{Z} : c=\frac{a}{b} \wedge \gcd(a,b) = 1 \wedge (\frac{a}{b})^2 = 2 \Rightarrow
a^2 = 2b^2 \Rightarrow
\exists n\in\mathds{N} : a = 2n \Rightarrow
a^2 = (2n^2) = 4n^2 = 2b^2 \Rightarrow
gcd(a,b) \geq 2
$$

[Math Velazquez @MathVelazquez]

$$
x^2 + 2bx = c
(x+b)^2 = x^2 + 2bx + b^2 = c + b^2
x + b = \sqrt{c+b^2}
x = \sqrt{c+b^2} - b
$$

[Housten Spies @Housten_Spies]

QUINARY ANNOUNCEMENT:
We watched the roster changes with interest, and now we have a new signing of our own to announce. We hope our fans will join us in giving a warm Spies welcome to the one and only Vriska Serket.

[Crochet Sorbet @crochet_sorbet]

They're girlfriends