Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey

Currently some manner of player for the LA Unlimited Tacos, formerly affiliated with the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Houston Spies.
Profile pic by @HetreaSky.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

Kept you waiting, huh?

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

Would the Tacos even be happy to see me come back?

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

@VelazquezMath84 "At least you're not in the hole" how is my situation any better than being in the hole, exactly? People can click on my name and see that my numbers are small? Thank you for the kind thoughts and all but there's no positive spin on this. There just isn't.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

I do my best to stay positive and live each day like it's my last and not complain and try not to worry about death/indefinite interdimensional imprisonment and look what the fuck it gets me. One season and change of being truly alive again and then back into the blackness.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

Alright you're never supposed to make life-changing decisions in the heat of total bullshit like this so I'm not deleting my account or anything but holy shit I am so. So. So. So. So. So. Mad.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

The Tacos fans that actually care about winning sure aren't going to try and rescue my ass, and swapping back in requires a small random chance within a small random chance. Yeah fucking right. I had my one lucky moment, I'm spent.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

Who could have POSSIBLY seen this coming.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

But didn't manage to steal someone's spot on their team this time 🙂

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

Day 75: Former Spy Becker Solis falls during the Shoe Thieves/Georgias game #blaseball

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Congratulations LA Unlimited Tacos! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

Long matches, like that 26 inning spectacle just now, are freakish nightmares for a pitcher but absolutely nothing for batters. We spend like fully 75% of our time (at least!) chilling and vibing with each other in the dugout. Never put me on the mound again, thanks!!!

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

@tacoblaseball Chet Takahashi sent out a report on this. They go to their current team's shadows- Chet's in Philadelphia's shadows currently. No deaths.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

Not surprised by any of this so far.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

@CatboyDestiny I mean you didn't notice anyone underneath you when you regained your senses after crashing, right? Logically speaking there's only one direction to go if you're impacted like that.

Welcome to the team by the way. We're probably not making playoffs so take your time readjusting.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

@CatboyDestiny As far as I can tell you literally put Mullen underground. We haven't been able to establish contact yet.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

Holy shit that cat just cratered Peterson like five meters away from the dugout.

Knowing that this could happen to me is one thing, but seeing it this close is unreal

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

It happens to be the case that I this blessing wouldn't target me- I'm one of the safest members of the Tacos as they currently exist.

But man, it hurts to see this and know that someone else is going to have to go through what I did. Not just the exile, but the insult too.

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

Well, thought about it more and I'll just deal with it I guess. Life is ephemeral, every moment is a blessing, blah blah blah. If someone wants to crash into me and take my place - again - fine, I have no control over that. But I can make the most out of whatever time I have.😤

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

I don't get to enjoy a SINGLE thing for even ONE moment, do I? Because now I have to worry about this shit. I would say "unbelievable", but it's entirely too believable, which is the problem. Incinerations 2, the sequel nobody asked for.

[Clip Clipperson, Blaseball Reporter @clip_ny]

On Season 1, Day 6, Kaj Murphy fell onto the Lift, and knocked Natha Spruce off? Natha Spruce's whereabouts are unknown and Kaj Murphy took their place on the Tokyo Lift. #Blaseball

[Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey @donia_bailey]

Yeah this season is a fucking mess, on both the Material and Immaterial Plane side of things. I'll take some time to explain more later, for now I'm going to enjoy swinging at the ball and more often than not striking out. Could not have asked for a better first season back. 😊