Matheo Carpenter

🌹 Former half-star of the @BOS_flowers, current pile of ash in the Garden. Light it up!🌹 Header by @WatchtowrDesign.

[Matheo Carpenter @MatheoCarpenter]

Matheo Carpenter: Voted "Most Replaceable" by Flowers fandom four years running!™️

[Matheo Carpenter @MatheoCarpenter]

@TheAceChambers Happy to, Ace. I've got nothing but time.

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@TheAceChambers Am I supposed to be happy to see you all? 'Cause I am! Sorry, I guess?

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[the Garden floodlights flicker]

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[lights out]

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OWWWWWW

[Matheo Carpenter @MatheoCarpenter]

Welcome to Boston, @docmdoyle

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Oh neat we have a doctor now

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That's cool. Between our captain, our training regimen, and our insanely dangerous home stadium, we need a lot of medical attention.

[King Weatherman👑⛈️ @akingweatherman]

I commit many of these sins daily (13, 15, 28, 40, 42, 49, 55, 62, 70, 73, 79, 84, 88, 97, 106) and am currently sinning as I write this (9)

[Matheo Carpenter @MatheoCarpenter]

Wait, that wasn't his name?

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We'll never forget you Fido

[Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn]

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[Matheo Carpenter @MatheoCarpenter]

Only 17 games behind NY we can do this

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Oh look it was us

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Flowers vs. Tacos.

*Someone* has to win.

[BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK @BlaseballNews]

SERIES TO WATCH:

THIS NAIL-BITING MATCHUP BETWEEN THE @tacoblaseball AND @BOS_flowers IS SURELY ONE OF INTEREST.

WHOEVER COMES OUT AHEAD WON'T BE ON BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE.

[Matheo Carpenter @MatheoCarpenter]

@beckFlowers You heard the captain, fans: yeet or be eaten

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You know what that means, fans! Wear your Boston Flowers neck guards to today's game, or else!

[Brenda kanhi🌷 @brendakahni]

my hunger looms today.....but for what? 🥜🩸

[Matheo Carpenter @MatheoCarpenter]

Going to sleep at 10:45 a.m. like a normal human being

[Matheo Carpenter @MatheoCarpenter]

What's better than one grand slam? TWO grand slams, two 2-run homers, and a 15-7 Flowers win! #LowerTheBloom