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I am creating the website due to launch at the end of 2026

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Does anyone else have this as a memory from school?

[gcsemaths(dot)online @MathsGCSETutor]

@PeritaRisus Do the other prisoners get to throw rotten eggs and tomatoes?

[gcsemaths(dot)online @MathsGCSETutor]

@PeritaRisus Brands Hatch

[Tom Bennett OBE @tombennett71]

Echo this. You don’t need pouches or expensive kit to do this. Lockable cupboards, trained staff, and well run systems.

I’ve seen schools that claim to have bans-and some of them even use costly equipment- but weak enforcement and monitoring, which is as useful as not having a ban, ie useless.

[Adam Boxer @adamboxer1]

This reply to my blog about Instructional Coaching exactly captures the problem. Technocratic, unscalable, and reliant on time-strapped colleagues who don't really know what they are supposed to do!

https://t.co/5z6mDfTVS5

[gcsemaths(dot)online @MathsGCSETutor]

@TheRealJamieKay Personal possession or use of any fireworks other than sparklers

[gcsemaths(dot)online @MathsGCSETutor]

@TheRealJamieKay Smoking

[gcsemaths(dot)online @MathsGCSETutor]

@Pe86654Pete @TheRealJamieKay Not auditing, "auditing"

[gcsemaths(dot)online @MathsGCSETutor]

@MarkEDenton @AliJamaine56 They don't look accessible or safe for anyone

[Mark Denton @MarkEDenton]

@AliJamaine56 When given floating bus stops, at enormous cost, lawless cyclists endanger pedestrians.

[gcsemaths(dot)online @MathsGCSETutor]

@AliJamaine56 The bus was ahead of the cyclist and was signalling left. Basic rule for all road users is never pass on the left. He put himself at risk. If unable to steer around the bus then he could either wait behind it or dismount and use the pavement.

[gcsemaths(dot)online @MathsGCSETutor]

@joel120193 @adamboxer1 Have you preordered?

[𝔾𝕣𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕪 @TheGNPE]

Jimmy Carr is asked what he thinks about Russell Brand.

THIS IS BRUTAL 😂😂

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

😂🤣😂

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Here's a little something from The Kenneth Williams Show, which ran from 1970 until 1976.
You can see the punchline coming a mile away, but it's still fun.

Good morning.

[Brendan May @bmay]

From the archive…Brand’s charms didn’t exactly win over Ian Hislop.

[gcsemaths(dot)online @MathsGCSETutor]

@adamboxer1 I'm not doing much supply at the moment, since I'm concentrating on finishing my website. But this is SO annoying (I've cut off the name of the school).

[Teacher's Manual @UnofficialOA]

The same guidance (circled) was given 20yrs ago.

“Engaging” became synonymous with “fun.”

That wasn’t always possible so we ended up doing junk activities- i.e. very low impact but ‘fun’/waste of time, lest SLT blame our ‘boring’ lessons for poor behaviour.

Again?

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

Basic experiments that make the laws of nature visible. ✍️

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

How it all started! 🤣