Eccentric Diplomat

Gallant, Eccentric & Unique.

[Eccentric Diplomat @MatrixError_808]

Having to work in another country/continent while you leave your kids in the hands of relatives Etc can cost your child/children their Mental Health & Safety Too.
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[Makau Mkuu @NjugunaMakau_]

@LifeinMombasa Some govt entities are not built for profit na tunaelewa eg Chinas giant railway network
Or any railway network in UK and US

But we got the cheapest at the most expensive cost and ticket prices are still hiking 😂

Kenya is a dark comedy with a tragic ending

[George @1stDevBro]

@Ja_Konyango Works in business as well btw, it's called ODD-EVEN PRICING, similar to CHARM PRICING where companies put prices ending in number 9 i.e 499, 199 etc. The odd and even numbers at the end corrupts your decision making process bila kujua and that's how it should be.

[Chebonandi ( Lillith) @epcogal]

I drop my kids to school at 7 or 7.15am latest,Leo nimepewa final warning if I drop them at 7.15 nisibothe kuwapeleka.
Monday nangoja niwadrop 8 ndo niskie kutakuaje.Why the hell would they need kids before 7am anyway?I don't even start work before 9am .Kuna mwalimu amekuja sana

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

W or L?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is exactly why y’all need to stop comparing these new artists to Michael Jackson. Nobody has ever came close.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

@Kaysparks_ Silence is what normalizes nonsense . I don't think asking for embassy to refund a portion of the money or charge qualified persons only is wrong
Anyway even if they denied m a visa today I wouldn't mind
If it's the world cup I will be in Mexico & Canada

[Andrew W @WattsUp49]

@Tyler_The_Wise I’m not a morning person. Never have been, never will be. When I become a therapist, I plan to be available for afternoon/evening and weekend hours for people who can’t (or just don’t want to) make room in the 9-5. It’s going to take more professionals willing to change.

[Maple @thesyrupdvde]

@Tyler_The_Wise this is how i feel abt blood testing/medical clinics/dental. i had to get a bunch of blood tests, but all the clinics are only open mon-sat, 9-4. people have to take off work/class to get their medical stuff done, or wait hours on a saturday. its so stupid

[Absa Bank Kenya @AbsaKenya]

@RealNjauPaul @MuchiriiMike Thank you for the recommendation Paul. Yes our multicurrency card is what you need as it has 8 different major currencies. Just to clarify, when you load via Mpesa paybill it goes to the KES wallet. ^JO

[Paul Njau @RealNjauPaul]

@MuchiriiMike @NCBABankKenya Use @AbsaKenya Multi currency card. If you need the USD for online purchases. You just load the USD , even through mpesa. And its never touched. You can load 7 different currencies.

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

I learnt not to ask my parents for money in fixed figures.
I'll ask for 9370 ndo ajue the urgency.

[Dru @ThuraniraKE]

@GMONEYizME It hits hard especially when you need help and everyone has turned back on you and when your parents were there it was a matter of seconds and it's done no questions asked 🥲

[Afrion @a_jrnl_]

My pants split in the middle nikishuka boda, I suspected but my fears were confirmed after feeling some wind blowing my butt nikitembea town😭😭, what a bad way to start the morning

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

call me old school, but everyone should NOT be allowed in your house. And I also believe everyone should not know where you live

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

what type of scary shit is happening in the ocean for them to avoid it

[JESS? @Zuere]

My mum watching a random person’s funeral in Nyeri on YouTube is why we don’t watch tv together

[Eccentric Diplomat @MatrixError_808]

@254rentkenya @Osama_otero 😂😂😭😭

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

“Hizi vitu utafanya mpaka uchoke nazo” was pretty solid advice