Matt

[Sash @sashedelic]

Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands

[turbomander @turbomander]

going up to complete strangers and saying “you don’t remember me, do you?” is free btw

[Kim Burrell of Fujoshis @turnandstomp]

I’m about to show this to my psychiatrist and ask for this like I’m at the barbershop

[Andrew O'Brien @Flac0j0nes]

tastetesting a $200 glass of merlot with doubledeck Zyns: “tastes like zyn mate”

[sometimesoff @sometimesoff]

what do u mean u had sex before meeting me

[matt @ruffledsavior]

dear Boss. i will not be coming back from my lunch break. i fell in love. i have to see this through

[ℵ @nicktharula]

"Epshteyn"

[‎‏َ @odessaswife]

Is Adrien Brody aware that we’ll never have change for him

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

(some Italian guy making pasta)

Tucci: and what’s going on here

(Italian guy): zeees isss where weee … make … da pasta.

Tucci: wow

[wiwi @wiwipilled]

has anyone done this yet

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[Dobber @DobsxPlays]

Just told my girl she has to make $500k/yr so I can be a stay at home dad.

[Matt @Matt49902002]

@Yoshinator @BENZOTOOIE Type shit you’ll actually read in there

[Matt @Matt49902002]

@slapcity22 @Scarlett1437561 small peepee