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[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

I lived in the Soviet Union. This reminds me of the Soviet Union.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Happy Kwik-E-Mart ham expire day 🎂

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

[MattinDC @Matt8126]

@Nickmouth 🤦‍♂️

[MattinDC @Matt8126]

@jasondickaf @Nickmouth @pdaveb

[MattinDC @Matt8126]

@teacher_mom03 The Bears but I am doing my pre game ritual of what service do I need to sign up for to watch out of market 🤦‍♂️

[Philip Pritchard @keeperofthecup]

Determined to find every dog and cat a home. #bennysbuddies Sam Bennett brings the #stanleycup to the humane society. @FlaPanthers
@nhl @HockeyHallFame

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Reporting in from our DB Kitchen in Gaza where @wckitchen is preparing 100,000 meals today…but we must do more! With five main kitchens, a hundred community kitchens, and more pita bakeries…more stable supplies of food and fuel, and safe delivery routes…I know we can reach one MILLION meals each day.

Palestinians feeding Palestinians. In the most difficult circumstances, they are showing us they can do it.

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Mary Surratt's boarding house where they planned the assassination of Lincoln is now Chinese food karaoke bar.
https://t.co/AsBo7PWLG2

[MattinDC @Matt8126]

Every time.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners will drive past this and say “I bet that’s tough to drive up in the winter”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners will drive past this and say “I bet that’s tough to drive up in the winter”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Recipes in LA: it’s delicious and there’s no sugar or additives, 100% organic ingredients.

Recipes in the Midwest: you’ll want to add an extra block of cream cheese and a ranch packet to really make the flavors pop

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

We see no possible way this could go wrong

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

[Overheard District @OverheardWDC]

Mom and daughter outside of the White House:

“Mom, look! People tour the White House!”

“Yes, honey you can book special tours.”

“Can we do that someday?”

“In 4 years.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ref made it seem like he was cleaning a wet spot so this Liberty player could play in the tourney

Massive W

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

Weather forecasts about to get dicey… National Weather Service forced to cut weather balloon launches in half across the Midwest. Less data = less accurate forecasts. Blame the staff shortage.

[MattinDC @Matt8126]

@jasondickaf haven’t made it through yet but, the wife from Ozark , the farmer. She is a good villain.

[MattinDC @Matt8126]

@jasondickaf @Nickmouth Best Austin media : podcasts based there, radio, tv, movies shot there, movies based there? Respecting the integrity of the game means you have to not include your own podcast. I think.

[MattinDC @Matt8126]

How is this smart?

[Outbreak Updates @outbreakupdates]

USDA quietly dissolves two critical food safety advisory committees.

These groups advised on microbial contamination and meat inspection.

You know, the stuff that keeps E. coli, Salmonella, and Listeria from turning your dinner into a hospital visit.