Matt

I AM THE ELDEST BOY

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

Me after finishing my chimichanga

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

@nikiacosta I want off this ride

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

I know the feeling, Ham Sniffer

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The expert ham sniffer of Spain smells 800 hams a day during the Christmas season. He is strained, he said, “at the limit of human possibility.” https://t.co/sjbcV6kNeN

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

@AdamSinger It’s pronounced “y’all” 😉

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Woodchipper outside of my house go brrrrrr but loudly 🤪

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

Meaning I have about 10-20 years to score some riverfront property for me and my new otter friends

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

"In the next ten or twenty years, I'm anticipating that more people will see river otters in the wild or in their backyards, depending on where they live." https://t.co/16tPgHSiJf

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

Couldn’t be more proud of this amazing team than I am today 🥲

[🦊 GitLab @gitlab]

You're invited! Join us as GitLab becomes the first company to publicly live stream the entire end-to-end IPO listing day at @Nasdaq. Meet us right here on Twitter at 8:15 am ET for all of the fun.

#EveryoneCanContribute $GTLB
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[Matt @MattAllenATX]

Craig’s awesome. Come work with him if you’re into Postgres

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

Hello hill country sunrise

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@darrenmurph @andrewthezhou @JoshuaBaer would be my most obvious pick!

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That’s OUR Governor 🥲

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

Vamos Verde @AustinFC

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

@Keelin_Billue Alexa play “Tha Crossroads” by Bone Thugs 😢

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline.

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

#OpeningDay and I just hope these tired old bones can make it through the late game tonight #ChangeTheGame

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

Kinda regret turning down those Clubhouse invites right about now

[Ravina Rawal @RavinaRawal]

PSA: There’s a Whale Moan Room on Clubhouse in which everyone just moans (?) like whales (?) for hours. And now this room is in a MASSIVE fight with someone claiming he started the original Whale Moan Room. So now 1000 people are having a moan-off to settle it 🐋
(You’re welcome)

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

@heyschreiber No not at all, though something about the Model 3 just looks off to me and I can’t quite put my finger on it. And yeah if you’re in Dallas you should just lease a 3-series BMW or C-class Mercedes like all the cool kids

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

@heyschreiber It’s definitely, uh, different. Just trying to think of solutions here

[Matt @MattAllenATX]

@heyschreiber The obvious answer here would be the Tesla truck. Boom, Tesla AND “truck” all in one