Matthew Decuir

Late to the party but always on time. 7 feet of sassy in a 5'9 body. My brain is 1/2 song lyrics & useless facts, 1/2 SEO/PPC & marketing info.

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@prranch Yes.

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Living in midtown is weird cause I think I just walked by my old gay doctor they referred me to my current gay neurologist who referred me to my gay current psychiatrist

I need a new gay doctor tho

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@clnbrns Remember the days when a burrito was like 6-7?

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Why is lunch $20!

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Ok but can you not sit on the steps of the pool? Thats how we get in the pool.

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Yo WTF is sitebulb.

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@prranch Could you imagine me moving back lol. Tragic

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Being back in Texas I forget how much of the population is Latino here.

Not saying it’s bad, just that in atlanta there’s a duopoly of white and black people and you see far less Latinos.

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@prranch Haha god no still in atlanta. Just an extended trip home.

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Growing up I used to joke that I was actually Dominican.

Just came back from the Mexican restaurant and the guy was like do you speak Spanish

But this also Happened when I was in the Dominican Republic 🇩🇴 so.

[Matthew Decuir @MattBasically]

I miss being able to work from home. The people of Atlanta are OUTSIDE today.

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But still. Right now life feels like nothing but work, might get fired, apply for job, do class and homework.
I'm at least usually working for something.

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I should train for the #peachtreeroadrace
But that would mean o would have to run again and I can barely walk
I'd have to like running too (said as someone that has run a half marathon lol)

[Matthew Decuir @MattBasically]

Girl what the fuck is Sitebulb

[Matthew Decuir @MattBasically]

Between:
- my regular job

- learning SQL in class (first beginner, up to advanced stuff like joins, subqueries and unions)

- learning PowerBI

- group projects and reporting, creating dashboards for this non profit

- resume updating

- interviewing

I am EXHAUSTED

[Matthew Decuir @MattBasically]

Me after I finally write an inner join and left join correctly in SQL with no help:

#SQL

[Matthew Decuir @MattBasically]

When I type to ChatGPT it sounds like a white woman but when I talk to ChatGPT it sounds like a black man

[Gyi Tsakalakis @gyitsakalakis]

No SEO ever steps in the same SERP twice, for it's not the same SERP and they're not the same SEO.

[Matthew Decuir @MattBasically]

Who here know SQL?

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Crazy how Instantky recognizable the San Antonio Spurs logo from the 90s is still