Matthew Belfield

Weirdo magnet. Marcomms bod. Coffee, arts/culture/festivals. Queerdo. Lefty snowflake. Worries about rogue commas. Views = Own.

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

If you're a mate with a bit of spare cash, do me a fav and pop it into this fundraiser.

It's match-funded, so what you share with a queer person in crisis is doubled! So £5 = £10, £10 = £20 etc.

If you can't donate (cozzy livs), give the below a share for me!

[LGBT Foundation @LGBTfdn]

You're transforming lives, one donation at a time! 💖 Hear Marnie's story—she's found hope, thanks to YOU. 🌈✨

Your support means the world to people like Marnie! And with The Big Give, every donation is doubled until May 28th.

Donate at: https://t.co/rNPWgmAboI

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

@SPAR_PrincessSt Thanks for being my regular since you opened - but maybe train your security guards better? I don't fancy being followed around the store while on my Sunday Night treat run. Not sure if it was because I was in my gym stuff or what, but do better.

[Mark @mrkphllps1]

Claudia really said "fuck the patriarchy" 💀

#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

@SkyUK Hey Sky, just wondering where that replacement router is that was ordered 13 months ago, 4 months ago and now a month ago is?

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

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[Prof. Stephen Whittle OBE, PhD, DLaws, FAcSS, @stephenwhittle]

We can TRUST our neighbours. Listen, be kind, help take the old guy’s bins out, step in when baby sitter has cancelled, ask after their kids & be unashamed, out & proud. Most will be impressed at what you have achieved . Then If anything happens they will be your first allies.

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

💅💅💅💅

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I've always suspected that an advanced alien civilisation with the technology to travel at close to light speed across interstellar distances would arrive in Earth orbit unobserved and proceed to dispatch a fleet of small, easily detectable balloons into our atmosphere.

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

Excellent content.

[The Great Pottery Throw Down @PotteryThrow]

Song titles but replace the word 'love' with 'clay'.

We'll go first... All You Need Is Clay. #potterythrowdown

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

It's striking how both the anti-trans and anti-migrant backlash are using the same rationale - 'protect women!' - using the all too real endemic crisis of male violence against girls and women to specifically target two vulnerable minorities.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the Day (again) is ‘quiddling’ (18th century): busying oneself with trivial tasks as a way of avoiding the important ones.

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

Gender,innit.

[DonQuiyuri @StinkyLothotep]

@SuperPodSaga In Xenoblade 3, all characters in the game’s files are listed with a number for gender. 0 is male, 1 is female; however, the character Juniper is listed as 2. Furthermore, in Xenoblade 2, the character Roc’s gender is listed as 4. Thus, there are at least 5 genders in Xenoblade.

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

Dear @AvantiWestCoast. Is there a trick to turning on the power sockets????

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

@GJ_MarketingJob Free eye tests as a perk?

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

Phew, I was worried about the bees.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

Ah, we’re at the ‘talking to bees’ stage of national insanity. Yes, right, excellent.

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Piers Morgan has no Royal titles but he’s the biggest stalker to ever exist! Hope Meghan gets a restraining order! @piersmorgan

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

This is completely trumped by:"Tell us a little about yourself."

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The horror: "Come on, I'll introduce you to everyone"

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

Interesting article in today's @guardian
Quality Tory leadership candidate bingo if you fancy a pre-7am drinking game:

"Woke nonsense”
“Leftwing agitators”
"Our history"
"Our traditions"
"Our values”

10/10 for excellent use of divisive language.
https://t.co/S8tP3FRQF5

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Never feeling more terrified than when someone asks if they can "have a quick chat"

[LGBT Foundation @LGBTfdn]

Our LGBTQ+ Patient Experience Survey is open! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

We want to hear about experiences with GPs, dentists, pharmacies & optometrists.

Complete the survey at https://t.co/t5apXcdT8A

Survey closes 31/08/22 and you can also enter our raffle for £200 in vouchers

[Matthew Belfield @MattBelfield]

@LordTuebrook 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣