Matt Butterfield

I have obscure thumbs; I constantly use semicolons incorrectly.

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@AhhCMonSon @MeekPhill_ Your take is backwards. Cubs arguably WON the World Series because of this rule in 2016.

AL gets home field advantage. This allowed a hobbled Schwarber to DH in games 6 & 7.

Schwarber hits single in the 10th. Cubs bring in Almora to pinch run which became leading run.

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@fashion_nfl These are navy blue Colts uniforms. Trying to steal their whole flow.

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@KaticKrawlers @BarstoolBigCat Nah, it’s a punitive penalty for a reckless act. Carry the ball through the end zone.

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@barstoolsports @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake Just wait till that dude finds out PFT hosts a podcast that makes $75k an episode.

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@Ceruti Could Messi beat the 0-16 Lions?

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@everygoodfella

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@bykevinclark @JonRothstein He doesn't know anything outside of CBB. This is the same guy that announces 2029 home-and-homes on election night.

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@dailydirtnap Inverse ETFs

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@zerohedge There was *irrational exuberance* in the housing market. Just say the line, Waller.

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@PFTCommenter

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@EvilMopacATX It will be peaking on September 10th at 11AM Texas Standard Time.

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@BigSeanQ_ Hang it in the Louvre

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@PFTCommenter I’ve lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money Or ratings, not sure which. I won’t be silent. Just saw it live sry

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@clubtrillion @BarstoolBigCat @StanfordSteve82 @PFTCommenter #PeptoPartner #Ad

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@PFTCommenter [two] System QB

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30% of my downtime is spent trying to find my *other* car key.

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@BillSimmons So salty my guy. You won your last game with the QB throwing 3 times

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My ability to locate a bathroom in a restaurant I've never been to before is elite.

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@BuzzMoretti Buzz, how can you call yourself an insider when you're caught on Pluto for this one -- OUT THERE!

Old news! You need new sources.

Or was Taheny the leak all along....?

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@PFTCommenter Pronounced Go-Bert like Yo-gurt