Matt Robertson

I tweet about things that don't matter.

[Matt Robertson @MattChew2]

@aurorawatchuk Looking up. Hertfordshire, UK. 11:45pm.

[Matt Robertson @MattChew2]

Hey @Tesco , how do I get the fourth hot cross bun I paid for? :(

[Matt Robertson @MattChew2]

@lifeatgoogle Our two boys enjoying Google London! 💙❤️💛💚

[Matt Robertson @MattChew2]

Arrgh! @LEGO_Group - I’ve build my Porsche and a bit is missing! Trying to order from your site but am not having any luck! Help?

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@Dominos_UK @dominos Hello? This is quite shocking service. #DomiNOs

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Erm @dominos - this doesn’t look like a vegi supreme.... It’s actually missing all the veg and just pineapple on a tomato base. We had to drive to collect this as you don’t deliver. Chances of getting the right one delivered please????

[Matt Robertson @MattChew2]

@Dominos_UK @dominos Will the customer service team be messaging me any time soon? It’s been 3 days and I’ve had about as much from the CS team as there was veg on this veg supreme pizza (i.e nothing)

[Matt Robertson @MattChew2]

@Dominos_UK @dominos Yes please.

[Matt Robertson @MattChew2]

Hi @fedex @FedExHelpEU, disappointed to see such poor driving from 1 of your team today, ignoring road markings, cut me up and swearing at me with his middle finger out the window. Reg: WN11 OUJ in Stevenage UK. 6pm GMT. I’d expect much better driving and company representation.

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@dbarks88 @UPS @UPSHelp @dhlexpressuk @amazon Shame we're held to ransom as to which couriers companies use - as I'd actively choose to boycott @UPS for such sub standard service. They only thing they've delivered is disappointment.

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LIVID. Can't believe how useless @UPS @UPSHelp are. 3rd delivery attempt failed because of a road blocked by a lorry. A) There is more than one route to our house and B) It didn't seem to affect the two @dhlexpressuk drivers or @amazon delivery.

[Matt Robertson @MattChew2]

The @UPSHelp customer service rep was beyond useless - didn't seem to care at all or give any real explanation - but reassured me the delivery would come tomorrow. Sure, unless a driver see's a leaf blocking a road and decides it isn't safe.

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Does anyone know why @LeShuttle charge to take dogs on the train? They’re not going in their own car....?

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Karren https://t.co/7MibYkK5Xl

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Bit confused at @eonenergyuk - requesting that they come fit a smart metre, fitting it, finding out the network is down then removing it. The re-appointment (today) then confirms we don’t have enough signal to have a smart metre before even starting work? Eh??

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Hey @STN_Airport - excellent communication as to why we spent 10 minutes stuck at our gate waiting for a bus......?!

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@dbarks88 #Winnie

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@dbarks88 @HalfASixpence @EncoreRadioUK Dry your eyes.

[Matt Robertson @MattChew2]

Service from @bt_uk is a joke. Entire village is suffering from extremely slow internet.