Matt Colburn

Graduate of Auburn University (2014) and Asbury Theological Seminary (2018). ACE certified personal trainer. Sola Fide. 1 Tim. 1:15.

[Matt Colburn @MattColburn]

Brother. Do you understand how bad our political system has to be for FINEBAUM to be accused of having a soul for not running for office?

The Maury of sports looks at Washington saying, "Nah fam, I'm good."

Tragic.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Paul Finebaum says he ‘would have sold my soul’ by running for Senate https://t.co/JSotdkpmxM

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@NoWarChristian

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@NPWhite717 The nations do be raging, and the people do be plotting in vain.

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Someone is out there living my dream

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

Regarding recent press coverage

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Good has eternally overthrown evil, and there's nothing the ranting or raging of the nations can do to stop it. Sorry about it. Christ is King.

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With much (dis)respect to this political butcher, Genghis Khan is currently in hell while Jesus, eternally begotten Son of God, God from God, light from light, reigns for all eternity.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

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I've had enough

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@CBSNews My reaction to not seeing Pat Adams on the list

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Your annual reminder that Santa CLAUS is the joyful fat man with the beard. Santa CLAUSE is Tim Allen getting trapped in a legally binding contract to become the joyful fat man with the beard.

Spell appropriately and always read the fine print.

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@NDFootball

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@trashpandas An incredible marketing opportunity if ever there was one

[WAFF 48 @waff48]

‘Heavily intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in liquor store bathroom after breaking in, ransacking shelves. | https://t.co/KyyF2zPC6y

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@DanWolken Boy howdy. God gave your brain wrinkles, but you've done your level-headed best to iron them smooth haven't ya champ?

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@AuburnFootball @BCBSofAlabama For everyone that's interested, the phone number for the SEC officiating office is [phone]. Feel free to let them have it

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@GregSankey Are you proud of your product? The SEC officiating is an absolute joke and so are you. Clean house and rebuild from the bottom up you absolute clown

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Evergreen tweet

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The HC and QB1 from New Mexico State are BOTH going to Vandy? Pain

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If I'm John Cohen, I go to Hugh first thing Monday morning and tell him his job depends on two things:

1. Fire Thornton. Get an OL coach who can teach pass pro.
2. Hire a true offensive coordinator to call plays. Clearly Hugh can't do it.

The product on the field is just gross

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@SECOfficiating @AuburnFootball @OU_Football We haven't forgotten about the recovered fumble that was called back either, @GregSankey. The officiating in the "best league in the country" has been a joke for years. Will Birmingham be held accountable for that call Greggy boy? We all know the answer.

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@SEC @OU_Football @OU_Athletics We know who yall were cheering for in Birmingham. Absolute joke

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@SECOfficiating Yall couldn't be more trash if you lived in a dumpster

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My boomer take for the week: cannot stand how ESPN's college football coverage has fully leaned into sports betting. Leave the point spread crap to the degenerates at barstool