Matthew Cozelos

comedian - writer- Kanye West's fashion muse

[Matthew Cozelos @MattCozelos]

@Official_MattM Nope. The worst part is Ruth's attempt at a southern accent.& a Cricket "chirp, chirp" in the Ozarks...thats fucking funny! Like a ny ringtone, "Forget abt it!, forget abt it." Cricket is perfect context.

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@IHeartRed124213 @themouthmatusow Nope!! I like this guy!!

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@IHeartRed124213 Haaaaa!!!! For real! Pretty girls think showing up is enough. That was funny man

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#favoritenut Brazilian

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@nbcsnl http://t.co/F3yaUmVbzb

Hottest SNL sketch ever. ...Cecily 😉 does make Jennifer look less attractive by comparison of course.

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@MattCozelos: I figured out why Colorado made weed legal, to balance out so much lameness from a 100% WHITE population #bustamove

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@kaitlin_olson You are soon FOINE! How come everyone doesn't talk about how fuckable you are!!?? #callme

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Laramie,Wyoming

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@sethmeyers #FireSethMeyers bc His personality is like YOGURT ON A STICK.

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@sethmeyers #FireSethMeyers bc Lorne Michaels won't share his cocaine since 1994!! Greedy Shnoz Monster

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@sethmeyers #FireSethMeyers bc 2+2=4, and stopping this torture would help America. There are ACTUAL COMEDIANS to do Late Nite!...Gawd usuck

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@sethmeyers #FireSethMeyers bc he almost got SNL fired when Tina left!!! U are not funny MAD TV! Eat a dick dude, seriously you're a tool

[Matthew Cozelos @MattCozelos]

@sethmeyers Amy Schumer thinks ur a Lorne Michaels Puppet fucking Jimmy Fallon you F-350 Tool Box....such a fucking ass clown .idiot . 😉

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@sethmeyers #FireSethMeyers bc he makes Rupert Merdock look edgey

[Matthew Cozelos @MattCozelos]

@sethmeyers. TOOLBAG. #FireSethMeyers #FireSethMeyers #FireSethMeyers #FireSethMeyers

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@SNLorneMichaels name drop much

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@SNLorneMichaels Why do you think you can be so smug ? The cocaine?..

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@SNLorneMichaels that's enough.

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@kaitlin_olson Huuuge fan, big masturbater to u since " girls behaving Badly" could you please try red hair I think you'd be a sexy pixy

[Matthew Cozelos @MattCozelos]

#burgdorf Please, PLEASE , SAY BURGDORF 3 times wout laughing. BURGDORF #BURGDORF