Matt Fishman

Former Winner of the Woodmere Middle School Science Fair

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Well, Twitter is about to implode. So….the following people are gay

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Democrat Katie Hobbs defeats Republican Kari Lake in Arizona's race for governor, NBC News projects. https://t.co/13k02SyY1b

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The next season of White Lotus should take place at a location near Buffalo Niagara International Airport

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@springfieldians “I shot him.”
“You…WHAT?!”

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@HawleyMO Up yours insurrectionist

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@NovusDivus @NBCNews Shmoney Dems

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@TheBillyWest Let’s rock

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“I think people should vote republican.”

HEY ELON! FUCK YOU

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@Math_Teach412 @BartonFairfax @CBSNews @MajorCBS What ever will they do without Barton Fairfax

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@davidhogg111 THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

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@Mikel_Jollett Some X-Men joke tweet

WOLVERINE’S DAD: “Son, do you know why I named you Wolverine?”
WOLVERINE: “No.”
WOLVERINE’S DAD: “Because my name is Wolverine’s Dad.”

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@samanthprosser Wut

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So weird that Prussia existed.
"We will call it Russia."
"That exists."
"Oh shit. Ok...uhhh Prussia?"

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"You tell Don or Ron or whoever the hell they pick that I'll see them at WrestleMania! I've got the big man and I've got the belt. Biden, out."

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@ditzkoff If you're out there Scranton Strangler, you will be caught...by me!

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@grapenuts_robot I beweev I just said my name was homestar runner. But I’ll let it slide!

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@jacquelineUWS @BirdCentralPark Ain’t these not around NYC until March?

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@pattonoswalt Whitmer '24 if not Joey B

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My favorite election moment from this year was when Sarah Palin lost and she blamed ranked choice voting by basically saying "I only lost because the constituents - who I want to represent - were too dumb to understand it."